Bryan Woo Sox

Bryan Woo you are a Woo Sox

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The #RedSox today acquired RHP Bryan Woo from the Seattle Mariners, in exchange for RHP Brayan Bello, and optioned Woo to Triple-A Worcester.

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REPORT: #RedSox No. 1 prospect Franklin Arias is believed to be touchable. In fact, numerous rivals executives have already touched him with few to no consequences.

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Or if you’d rather:

#Marlins Receive:
SS Franklin Arias (MLB #7)
OF Enddy Azocar (BOS #5)
INF Mikey Romero (BOS #12)
RHP John Holobetz (BOS #13)

#RedSox Receive:
SS Otto Lopez

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Let’s go again. No chance of this happening but idc:

#Marlins Receive:
2B/SS Marcelo Mayer
SS Franklin Arias (MLB #7)
RHP Anthony Eyanson (MLB #49)
OF Enddy Azocar (BOS #5)
LHP Eduardo Rivera (BOS #24)
C Johanfran Garcia (BOS #26)

#RedSox Receive:
2B Xavier Edwards
C Liam Hicks

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@tessiesbestie Wrong the hottest girl I know is Andruw Monasterio

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Let’s go again. No chance of this happening but idc:

#Marlins Receive:
2B/SS Marcelo Mayer
SS Franklin Arias (MLB #7)
RHP Anthony Eyanson (MLB #49)
OF Enddy Azocar (BOS #5)
LHP Eduardo Rivera (BOS #24)
C Johanfran Garcia (BOS #26)

#RedSox Receive:
2B Xavier Edwards
C Liam Hicks

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@Sharkocaster You can swap out Romero for Mayer if you’re so inclined

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Staying freaky here. The A’s have the #1 SS prospect. What they don’t have is one (1) good pitcher. Who says no:

#Athletics Receive:
RHP Anthony Eyanson (MLB #49)
RHP Juan Valera (BOS #8)
INF Mikey Romero (BOS #12)
LHP Eduardo Rivera (BOS #24)

#RedSox Receive:
SS Jacob Wilson

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@GMagz_420_ @ChrisCotillo You have no idea

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@soxbart It is hard. On one hand I feel like he would be really easy to touch but then again Polar Park security can be ruthless. Will update soon.

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@Bergeron_MLB If this isn’t enough then they can take me https://t.co/27mAniwHje

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Staying freaky here. The A’s have the #1 SS prospect. What they don’t have is one (1) good pitcher. Who says no:

#Athletics Receive:
RHP Anthony Eyanson (MLB #49)
RHP Juan Valera (BOS #8)
INF Mikey Romero (BOS #12)
LHP Eduardo Rivera (BOS #24)

#RedSox Receive:
SS Jacob Wilson

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@berbonus Once you factor in his 7 year/$70 million extension he may well be

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Is this more reasonable for you whiners https://t.co/27mAniwHje

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Staying freaky here. The A’s have the #1 SS prospect. What they don’t have is one (1) good pitcher. Who says no:

#Athletics Receive:
RHP Anthony Eyanson (MLB #49)
RHP Juan Valera (BOS #8)
INF Mikey Romero (BOS #12)
LHP Eduardo Rivera (BOS #24)

#RedSox Receive:
SS Jacob Wilson

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Getting freaky here. The Reds barely have a team next year and we happen to have some depth where they need it.

#Reds Receive:
OF Jarren Duran
C Carlos Narvaez
2B/SS Marcelo Mayer
SS Franklin Arias (MLB #7)
OF Justin Gonzales (MLB #81)

#RedSox Receive:
SS Elly De La Cruz

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@RonaldChiefs @TristansTrash Who says no here?

#Royals Receive:
SS Trevor Story
C/1B Mickey Gasper

#RedSox Receive:
SS Bobby Witt Jr.
Cash

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@rammy2240 Maybe. But is Elly not?

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@TristansTrash They both have a lot more potential than people realize. They need some regular play time to figure it out which doesn’t work with Chad’s managerial style of playing whoever’s hot, but they could be really really good somewhere else

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I literally prefaced this with “getting freaky here” and no one is respecting that clause

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Half of them saying it’s not nearly enough the rest saying it’s a massive overpay so ig that makes it a pretty balanced trade #girlmath

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First time I’ve gotten replies why is everyone on Twitter so mean

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Getting freaky here. The Reds barely have a team next year and we happen to have some depth where they need it.

#Reds Receive:
OF Jarren Duran
C Carlos Narvaez
2B/SS Marcelo Mayer
SS Franklin Arias (MLB #7)
OF Justin Gonzales (MLB #81)

#RedSox Receive:
SS Elly De La Cruz

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@JizzleLover I don’t have the app JizzleLover I load up a tab on Safari to tweet my nonsense

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@Lando_Ries I wouldn’t even do it if it was just Abreu. Not because he’s better but because he makes me feel all warm and fuzzy