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[Tarik Skubal @TarikSkubal]

Back to the nip slips for Facebook!

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Everything is about sex, except for billiards. Billiards is about Power.

[bryan @Bryan_Brownn]

i would probably eat it or maybe if i wasn't hungry i would put it in the fridge to save it for later

[QENNY | THE SPOOKY LAWYER ON YOUTUBE @AKBrews]

What would you do if someone cut your pizza like this?

[Jakob @sagworm]

These thanksgiving leftovers is hittingggggg🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[Mr. Gangnam-Frog 🐸 @WhoIsMrWeed]

When I grow I up I want to smoke a box of cigarettes on TikTok live in a McDonald’s parking lot

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Steve Ballmer reportedly pushed hard to get Dick.

(Via @ChrisBHayne)

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Malik Beasley has been indicted on federal gambling charges.

Use code BEASLEY for a 40% profit boost.

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

dirt cams have feelings too

[Sean Murphy @seanhalfcourt]

Giannis Antetokounmpo is reportedly “strongly considering” going to Chipotle for lunch today. Would be a big move for someone who normally eats Qdoba 👀 (per @KuKhahil)

[⚡️ @DBillius]

he saw colt keith hit 3 hrs he gonna think he’s the goat for the rest of his life son

[Sandipantswtf @sandipantswtf]

Hey you guys got any underdog parlays?

[steak @communicat1022]

My uncle smoked 4G out of a Chinese finger trap and started lactating elephant toothpaste

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JoeyMannarino How about you going fuck yourself Joey. Say that to my face if you ever see me in person you weak ass lightweight.

[Chris Iott @Chris_Iott]

MLB should let Dillon Dingler call balls and strikes and give the home plate umpire two challenges per game.

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING… PROUD TO BE A GOONER #COYG

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

He embraced the belt 😂😂😂

(h/t @the_det_times )

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

JAMES HARDEN WITH THE ANKLE BREAKER 🔥🔥🔥

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

VINTAGE SGA 🔥🔥🔥

[bryan @Bryan_Brownn]

gulp

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Detroit ace Tarik Skubal will undergo surgery to remove loose bodies in his left elbow. Such procedures typically sideline players for 2-3 months. Skubal should return before season's end, but a tough blow for the impending free agent and two-time reigning AL Cy Young winner.