Bryan Figger

Engineer, Dodge Challenger Enthusiast, KSU alumni, FHSU alumni, AGR, farmer.

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We have simple rules in my marriage, such as, farters have to be the big spoon.

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@zminnis4 I haven't the faintest idea what this could be referring to.

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My wife just called my high school a " Yee Yee high school" and I've never been offended so much by something that is 100% factually correct before.

[Massey Ferguson North America @MF_NorthAmerica]

Introducing the new Hesston by #MasseyFerguson SB.1436DB Small Square #Baler. See it in person at @WorldAgExpo or @KYNFMS next week.

#MasseyFerguson #Hesston #AchieveBettern https://t.co/MwNaN1WD23

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@mollsdamartian I read that as hookahs and was very confused.

[Nicks Service @nicks_massey]

All new, coming very soon! Massey RB.156 high capacity dry hay baler @MF_NorthAmerica @AGCOcorp So far very impressive 14mph wheat straw😮

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The problem with education is that you can't teach children about chemical reactions without technically teaching them how to make bombs. Anyway, have a good 4th of July, everyone.

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@padelinemowell 😥 we're supposed to fly from Phoenix back to Wichita tomorrow.

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@Axialmatt Same, over bought candy last 3 years, this year I have 4 pieces left.

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Maybe they should have ran that one through some more focus groups

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LGBTQ? No, LGDTB. Which of course stands for; Let's Get Down To Business (to defeat, the huns)

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My toxic trait is that I give too many people the benefit of the doubt.

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@mollsdamartian National aeronautics and space administration

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Wordle 312 2/6

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That was a lucky guess.

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Wordle 272 3/6

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Got it in 3, gonna be a good day

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@RyanGasper That's ridiculous, how do you work for a ag parts store and not know what a wobble box is? Sometimes you gotta church it up for them. "I need a sickle drive gearbox young man"

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Why do community mailboxes need keys when individual mailboxes dont?

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GM having a commercial where their company is ran by truly evil yet somehow completely incompetent people is the most on the nose thing I can think of.

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Ok so Grover Cleveland is consider both the 22nd and 24th president of the United States. But doesn't that make the question of "how many presidents have there been" kinda nuanced? I mean it's technically 45 different people in 46 presidencies. Weird when you think about it.