Bryan Inman

If sports and random humor is what you seek, I might be worth your time

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

And yet you decided @LeVeonBell that *checks notes* shitty Sam Darnold was a better option for progressing your career. STFU clown.

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

you cannot name me 3 better in the last 30 years

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

@Peterson_IsKing Can we have a conversation about what the Pirates gave up for 1.5 years of Chris Archer?

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

I wonder if the Rucks cuck?

[SportsNet Pittsburgh @SNPittsburgh]

The Ruck twins getting ready to throw out the first pitch tonight ⚾

@penguins 🤝 @Pirates

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

⭐️ Another All-Star Giveaway! ⭐️

RT for your chance to win this Braxton Ashcraft signed baseball!

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Skenes Day!

⭐️ RT for your chance to win this autographed ball from our All-Star. ⭐️

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

@DomDiTommaso Fucking Yinzer’s can’t resist the idea of having a hometown player on their team.

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

Hi Alex, I’ll take 4, 7, and 9 for $1000, please.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[Total Sports Enterprises @TotalSportsEnt]

If Bryan Reynolds hits a home run this weekend vs the Reds, we'll give a Bryan Reynolds Autographed Baseball to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

@MarkKaboly Hey @MarkKaboly - why do the stooges in the Steelers media report new deals to include the last year of a players rookie deal (4/$112 vs 5/$116), thus falsely lowering the AAV of the new deal? The new money is $28/year, not $23.5/year.

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

This has to be AI. People don’t look like this don’t actually exist.😂😂

[Moe Davis (U.S. Air Force, Retired) @ColMoeDavis]

This is Trump donor and Mar-a-Lago neighbor John Cafaro who got the no-bid contract to install a water purification system for the reflecting pool. He has 2 prior convictions, one for bribing a member of Congress and another for an illegal loan that violated campaign finance laws.

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

@JoshYohe_PGH @TomlinSteelers Probably a burner for his loudmouthed kid

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

Hey @NBA - the last 20 minutes of the broadcast last night had to have been 15 minutes of commercials and 5 of actual game. It really kills the excitement and aura of a close game. You’ve got to be better and keep the broadcast in the game during some of these late timeouts.

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

@JustinMacmahan Mewelde Moore won me a game in 2008(?) with three scores and then never did anything of significance again in his career

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

@MarkKaboly Can you explain how these two sentences belong in the same tweet?

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

@BGMediaOnSI Love, seeing reporters just make things up and then be completely wrong on them😂😂

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

Cool story. Why isn’t the straight open then?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Real.

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

@yinzer_g 1-4 as a Titans starter. 9-9-1 overall. Cope

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

Finally someone else that gets it. That movie does a great job of conveniently forgetting that the 02 A’s had both the AL Cy Young and MVP winner on the roster. But don’t worry - Hatteberg learning to play 1B saved the season!

[scott pianowski @scott_pianowski]

Then history erased all memory of them so Moneyball could live.

[Bryan Inman @Bryan_Inman]

… except get us out of a war that he started but doesn’t know how to win. He can’t seem to do that.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

The president who does it all.