Shneef Shwartzenburg

boosie with the wipe down

[Secret Show Comedy @The_SecretShow]

Wade Boggs: career .328, is the man, drinks 107 beers, looks great, probably lives forever.

Bryan Johnson: career 0, is annoying,
can’t drink, looks gay, probably dies soon.

[Big Swing Tempo @BigSwingTempo]

Overthetopfinalboss is just so damn funny. This is comedic gold I can’t stop watching it.

The sparks flying after he chunked a drive… spectacular 🤌🤌

[No Jumper @nojumper]

Jeff Hardy says he was bigger than Barack Obama during the peak of his WWE career.

[MMA On Point @mmaonpoint]

Ngl, this was a sick finish by Paddy. OUT COLD 🥶

[ᵇ @bheintzskol]

Hammered.

[revolvermag @Revolvermag]

🔥 27 years ago today: KORN played their iconic set at Woodstock '99.⁠

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

Buckethead going non-corporate, but still playing plenty of C’s, F’s and considering his hand span, some K’s too.

Soloing like a Colonel. I

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

“His name is Jimothy, will you promise to look after him, he’s a special little guy”

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Jimothy you have my sword

[Gus @Banjo761]

It's Juneteenth Eve so don't forget to leave out Kool aid pineapples and sickle cell medicine tonight. Otherwise, St. George Floyd will steal you catalytic converter

[Sean O'Malley @SugaSeanMMA]

MANIFESTED. @wearedoingwell

[sc @SneakyCanadian]

Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Make F1 not gay again

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

He supports Christians and not faggots. Hope this clears things up.

[Faggot Jackass @Faggotjackass1]

Fucking fag

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Seems like black people have a history of stealing from his store.