Bryant Mitchell

#InfoSec #BlueTeam #SSCP #ENTJ Jack of all trades master of none. All views expressed are my own, not my employers.

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Pay over time being advertised on a grocery ordering app feels like a recession indicator.

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Hot take: Usernames should always be able to be modified. Why am I stuck using a username on Steam from 2005?

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Thank you medication and therapy because otherwise im not sure how I would shrug off losing the vast majority of my friends in 2 years...

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Advice would be great appreciated.

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People were not exaggerating when they said running on concrete hurts. First time running outside and I couldn't go a quarter of a mile without pain.

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I will never forgive the show Suits for not ending with Harvey and Lewis chilling in a mud bath together.

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@brysonbort They employ me and that is about the extent of my happiness.

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@Hak5 What do I have to do to get my hands in the Bash Bunny Mk2? They are sold out everywhere. Any idea when we will see a restock?

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Repeat after me: If you can't sleep at 3AM it's not the right time to try to upgrade your sensitive electronics...

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You ever woke up at 6AM and sorted 2135 screws? No? Just me then?

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Looking for a developer for a project. If anyone knows someone looking for freelance work please let me know. I think I caught lightning in a bottle and want to see it through.

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@JackRhysider Louis, in what world would you have a use case that can use either of those? You either save me as a PNG or don't talk to me ever again.

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@blakelively outfits in Another Simple Favor is what my brain understands fashion to be. It's outrageous but it looks damn good. High fashion I'll never understand because it's outrageous and looks terrible.

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@whiskeyhacker After flying first class on AA and feeling like I was in coach I've sworn them off. It's pretty much Delta or nothing for me now.

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@aprillynn_21

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Woodworking is not nearly as simple or quick as they make it seem on videos. I scratched my desk so decided to sand it and it took me 3 hours. I thought it was going to take like 15 minutes...

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Me: I'm not a people pleaser.
Also me: *Doesn't like that I upset someone in my dream so goes back to sleep so I can fix it.*

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It will never not be funny to me that both my dog and I both take 40mg of Prozac a day for our anxiety. Pascal really is my son.

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You all change the filter in your car but when is the last time you cleaned the filter in your dishwasher?

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You think I can call into work due to this snow storm? I work from home.