Bryan the Intern

KSR’s longest serving intern for 18 years. Retired in 2025. Still able to give awful takes regularly though.

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

Scottie should serve prison food at next years Masters Champions dinner.

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

This is such a good tweet

[Alvaro Berro @alvarofberro]

🚨 #ULTIMAHORA preocupación por el estado de salud mental de Edward Norton. Se le ha visto desorientado hablando solo durante el USA-Turquía en el estadio de los Ángeles.

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

The word “gently” is doing some serious heavy lifting in this statement.

[Danny @DjokovicFan_]

6 years ago, the biggest robbery and injustice happened.

Novak Djokovic gently hits the ball and accidentally hit a lines judge.

No video replay was used. They assumed it was out of anger and disqualified him.

He was the big favorite to win the title.

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

I feel like if @KySportsRadio ever gets married, I would be the dividing line of who gets invited. But which side of that line would I fall I wonder?

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

I am highly disappointed I wasn’t at least on the bubble for KSR Villians. My non conference SOS must have been too much to overcome. @DrewFranklinKSR @KySportsRadio

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

The John Calipari era would be different if Brandon Knight doesn’t hit the shot against Princeton to Fred Van Fleet hits his shot in 2014.

That Oweh shot could go down as the shot that could change our perception of the Pope era.

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

@notthefakeSVP if you don’t do the end of the Charleston Southern (+4.5) - Winthrop game for Bad Beats, then you’re missing the bad beat of the century.

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

Would it be so hard if everybody just watched the halftime show they wanted (or didn’t watch at all) and just shut the hell up about something they didn’t watch? I think there is something to be said for how much this country would improve with no social media (as I post on it)

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

Hard to imagine the accusations

[The Field of 68 @TheFieldOf68]

Chris Beard was losing his mind and got EJECTED 😳

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

Power 5 teams who have been upset the most this season:

NC State (5)
Pitt (5)

Power 5 teams to pull the most upsets so far this season:

UCF (6)
Xavier (5)
Georgetown (5)
Stanford (5)

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

Wanna bet?

[Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson @RealJasonNelson]

If the @NFL doesn’t immediately switch the halftime show from whoever “Bad Bunny” is, they will see the largest viewership drop in Super Bowl history.

The boycott will be bigger than the game itself.

Heck, I’ll boycott anyone who advertises.

Change the show, or we change the channel.

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

Oh no, what will the NFL ever do?

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

Nice job, @nfl

You had the last unifying event in America, and now you have turned even the damn Super Bowl into a decisive force…

Bad Bunny should not be doing the halftime show at the Super Bowl. There will rightly be a legitimate boycott of that performance.
🤦‍♂️🤮

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

(Repost from yesterday)

1. Why does her race matter (unless you want it to for other purposes)

2. She wasn’t killed by the government.

3. Her killers were arrested. Has the person who killed the people in MN been?

[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

Jimmy Kimmel won't cry about this. Neither will Natalie Portman. Or Elizabeth Warren. They won't even mention it. In fact they don't care about this killing at all.
We all know why.

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

1. Why does her race matter (unless you want it to for other purposes)

2. She wasn’t killed by the government.

3. Her killer was arrested and prosecuted. Has the person who killed the man in MN been?

[Zack Cozart @zack_cozart]

Did the media ask a single athlete about the white girl murdered simply bc she’s white on the train?????

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

@LachTalk Also funny you use “top 9” as if that’s a natural number to stop at

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

@LachTalk Thank god you got those lacrosse and field hockey teams

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Usha Vance announces she’s pregnant, expecting fourth child with JD Vance in late July.

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

But why are so many of them ranked? Because preseason polls always lift up SEC teams. If preseason polls didn’t exist and instead the first poll came out after 3 or 4 weeks, I think this stat wouldn’t exist.

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

How many Top 25 rosters did each Playoff team face in the regular season?
-Indiana 2
-Ohio State 3
-Georgia 7
-Texas Tech 0
-Oregon 2
-Ole Miss 7
-Texas A&M 9
-Oklahoma 9
-Alabama 8
-Miami 4

MUCH TOUGHER SEC schedules make a CLEAR DISADVANTAGE.

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

@LachTalk @JStreble82

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

Has there been a dorkier photo taken in the history of the world?

[Bryan the Intern @BryantheIntern]

This year that was 100% true. Other years the SEC has been heads and shoulders above everybody (at least the elite teams). How about this? Maybe every year we take the teams actually playing that year and decide who goes to the playoff from just that. Not anything else.

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

The committee has to stop gifting the SEC almost half the playoff field.

Bowl season and the playoffs have really revealed how the conference just isn’t that much better than anyone else.

Period. End of story.