The Wanted

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

Why Black People think you'll remember a person if they say a name Twice? "You remember Steve?" "Steve who?" "Steve Steve"

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

Me: MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!! *doesnt hear* *whispers to myself* "deaf bitch" Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

#excusesforcheating ? Why are u cheating in the first place, if u aint happy just move on and dont play with their feelings

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

I never argue, I just explain why I?m right.

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

I used to stress #oomf, tried to impress #oomf, now i care less for #oomf. Shit , i wish the best for #oomf.

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

Hoes be sending themselves text messages in front of people, acting like they got groupies.. Bitch Please!

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

#SignsSheRatchet She's always Tryna Fight Somebody, Start Something, Or Just Hold Arguments<<< That Shit Ain't Cute It's Ratchet

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

I hate when someone calls my phone and ask "Who is this?" HOE you called me. WHO THE HELL IS YOU?

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

People who straight up tell you how they feel >>>>>>>>>>>>

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

Ghetto word of the day: Hotel. My momma said she aint gonna tell Shaqueta nothing else cuz dat hotel everthang she know.

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

Friendly reminder that the world supposedly ends in 63 days.

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

#WorstChatUpLines Baby is that a phone in your back pocket because that ass is calling me.

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

I've been disappointed so many times, not giving a fuck is almost a reflex

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

Bitch please. Stay in your lane..

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

Wife: Whisper dirty dirty things into my ear. Husband: Bathroom, kitchen, laundry room

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

Ugly hoes, you can NOT have attitudes! You need to be nice, cause your looks sure as hell ain't getting you nowhere!!!!

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

Ugly hoes, you can NOT have attitudes! Kill the ratchetness!! You need to be nice, cause your looks sure ain't getting you nowhere!!!!

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

Darkskin girls with blonde weave look like a beef patty

[The Wanted @Bryantvwu]

Behind every independent woman, is a pack of hating hoes