Bruce Allen

Dead internet is better than this garbage!

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

I’m on a quest to replace all my friend’s contact photos with pictures of them holding a fish they caught. The smiles never get old

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

For me, X has become an engagement farm infested with bots and disingenuous individuals. It presses ideologies that Elon would prefer we have, or maybe that’s just the majority of what’s left. If ya need me, my wife will be one of the last few remaining. I’m out!

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

@Ren_Greer Who are we to deny a little treat? If it’s not directly toxic, let em live!

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

@PatrickGarrett_ @bfarr_4 SLANDER AND IT WILL NOT STAND

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

If I catch you littering I will yell at you, and I do not yell.

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Some years ago many of us believed Musk is some kind of genius who'll take us all to Mars.

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

*My wife talking about orphaned sloths being raised in a way that they can be returned to the wild, trying to think of the word domesticated* “No I don’t think it’s that, I think it was ~remains enwildened~” - Marriage is great

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

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[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

It seems it took the introduction of AI and literally all media being questionable until proven real for more Americans to learn how to spot a lie online. That being said, please offer olive branches to the undecided voters, not gloating. Facism is still on our doorstep. Register

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

@ratatouillegorl In several ways 😉

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

@ratatouillegorl What can I say, you’re quite enchanting

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

I’m sure some think I’m always a little redneck, but nothing brings peace like the bi-monthly bluegrass phase

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

Climate change deniers in the northern hemisphere seem to be pretty quiet this time of year 🤔

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

@bfarr_4 I’m not sure how many story points your response is worth, I’ll have to verify with the board!

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

Work phone call before 9 am? Who is he

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

@guccitwain @ratatouillegorl What if we set up a tiny skeeball lane and a funnel into your mouth?

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

@ratatouillegorl So I get to throw brown bananas at you? Biological warfare but make it domestic 😈

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

@ratatouillegorl Slander

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

Hey don’t forget to love yourself. Easy to do, hard to recognize.

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

@sarahsmahmoud Nashville Shores?

[Bruce Allen @BryceAllen2013]

Listening to a Spotify playlist called “Dirty, Filthy, Grimey Dubstep.” I got really excited, but it’s mostly radio pop 😔