Bryce Anthony

telling dumb jokes into the void

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

@edthesoundman @Fat_Bard 😂 your dude needs to work on his email tone I guess haha

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

@edthesoundman @Fat_Bard 😁 glad you enjoyed it ✌️

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

@Fat_Bard @edthesoundman Yo where's my watermark?

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

@memoryDevice What a good dude

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

@Extinct_AnimaIs Oh hey gorge

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

Guys, it's 2day.

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

@Extinct_AnimaIs Oh, hey gorge

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

Conversation with a 5 year-old

Child: "Jack's the pumpkin king."
Me: "Yup. You like that movie?"
Child: "No."

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

it was just one of those Halloween games where you fill the box with spaghetti
#dune

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

If you love someone, let them go.
If you hate someone, hold on tight and let the cortisol slowly kill you

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Hollywood Blvd, Saturday, 11:22 AM:

ANTI-VAXX PROTESTER: Do you see all of these homeless people around. Are they dead in the street with COVID? Hell no. Why?

HOMELESS PERSON (walking by): Because I’m vaccinated you dumb fuck.

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Art is never finished, o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶b̶a̶n̶d̶o̶n̶e̶d̶ artists just die.

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

YOLO that BOGO, no FOMO

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

Sublime with Rome wasn't built in a day.

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

Work is poverty leaving the body.

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

@memoryDevice It is very sad that you have friends and family.

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

@PFTompkins 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 🎶

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

@memoryDevice Not voting until there's an option for more haircut selfies.

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

Trust me, these headlines are much more fun than the real ones

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

...to Hollywood to pursue a lifelong dream of being an action movie star.

[Bryce Anthony @BryceAnthonyD]

"...physical comedy in favor of more 'cerebral' alternatives"