Bryce Barton

Wipe your feet before you walk all over me

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

Whiskey dick but instead of a dick it’s my brain and instead of whiskey it’s a bullet

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

I stand

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

Started the demo on the master bath yesterday and it’s safe to say… it’s gonna be a little more work than I intended.

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

@leiper100 You’re right, and for that I’m buying a 30 dollar one from Lowe’s that doesn’t fit.

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

Took me two whole days and still looks like a toddler did it, yes I know I need a mantle I got something real unique in the works. Master bath tile, brand new kitchen/ wall delete and then I can finally refinish these floors.😤

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

@leiper100 You’re welcome bubba

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

Happy Easter ft me throwing up I’m my mouth from the first shotgun and slowing shotgunning a second. Ps I apologize for anyone that ran into me that night

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

So for Macs birthday ima share some screenshots of a dude that stopped me at Publix because I was wearing one of my Mac hoodies, I got his number and he sent me some unreleased music. His girl makes art of him too, shits crazy that his music still brings people together

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

Even though 2020 as a whole was shit, this has been the best/ most successful year I’ve ever had lmao

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

Vacation recap: Spent way to much money right before all my bills come, got set up by some tinder bitch to get robbed/murdered in the middle of bum fuck nowhere in Tampa, drank too much all while being on accutane (haha makes my liver go brrrrrrr)., BUT I did buy me some boots.

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

@adriann_grace10 They are suing me from my wreck

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

Flipping shopping carts over so you can work for your 15 an hour

[cam @Cotton_cammy2]

“We really did it! We cheated our way in joe!”

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

FUCK FLORIDA
That’s it

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

To think I almost bought one for you 😂😂for real tho fuck my moms ex for calling me too poor to be able to buy one

[zachidy @zachidy]

About time to pop this on yalls timeline again lol

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

Got sent this today I still can’t find my favorite pair of glasses

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

@adriann_grace10 You really gotta start @ ing people it’s more fun

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

Proud of myself for making it another year without dying

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

@BryceHanrahan @jackblack Hey what’s good

[Bryce Barton @BryceBarton18]

@Akademiks He sound like that one kid on the bus in 5th grade talkin bout how rich his dad is 😂😂