Bryce Brittenham

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@Lulzycat @redditstatus You stuck in a loop?

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@Lulzycat @redditstatus Well a name such as Huge Anus is the perfect fit for someone with as big a noggin as yours!

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@Lulzycat @redditstatus Seriously, everybody should hear what this Huge Anus has to say. Preach to us, Mr. Huge Anus!

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@MediacomCable No, you mean unwilling. Sending someone to plug something back in that you, as Mediacom, unplugged is 1.) not anywhere near worth $50 and 2.) my responsibility, how? It seems like a problem you created. Why do I have to pay you, in order to also pay for and use your service?

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@MediacomCable I want the activation fee waived for my upcoming service address change. You’re a monopoly here and the only one to service both addresses, there is no need to send a tech. I can manage the activation myself like I had to before.

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@Lulzycat @redditstatus Because I’ll definitely take the word of Huge Anus as credible

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@MediacomSupport what BS excuse are you gonna try to blame on the user this time? Says my internet is connected (it’s not) and I’ve hard reset everything. Last time you claimed it wasn’t on your end only to walk that back the next day.

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@koulahn God dammit how did I forget to ask if his nickname is just cum

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@LexieHallowell The bot, not the boy. God damn get a new iPhone and your autocorrect accuracy just resets I guess lol

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@LexieHallowell Pretend to be the boy. Just copy cat facts, and be like “THANK YOU for subscribing for lil weinies monthly, please reply INADEQUATE for some fun sausage facts! Reply STOP to unsubscribe.” But don’t stop taunting them regardless

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@koulahn Man when I worked at autozone and had to check an ID to let people pick up their now charged battery, I met the best names. Notably, Melvin Foster (he said he doesn’t make it happen) and fucking WAVIE. COX. Oh and a guy named just “Cocayne.” From birth.

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@Bobnj1 @davidmackau @BoSnerdley Damn, thought you were Dennis Rader for a second.

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

Since a narcissist can’t admit defeat, I think his own words from his inauguration work well for a concession speech we won’t ever get.
You’re fired, Donald.

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@DanielHansen_ Oh and YOU’RE FIRED DONALD

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@DanielHansen_ THE AMERICAN CARNAGE HAS ENDED

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@koulahn I thought the guy second from top right was you at first lol

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@koulahn Really? Damn Iowa is where I spend most my time and travel for work and it’s like everything has been open the entire time. It’s a free for all compared to even Illinois.

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@MediacomSupport checked your app an hour and a half ago, said I finally had internet connected again at home. Checked 5 minutes ago and somehow it’s interrupted again. How in the actual hell is that possible

[Bryce Brittenham @BryceBrittenham]

@MediacomSupport is there any possible more info you can give that isn’t vague? You say there’s power outages in the QC to blame.. but my cousin down the street has internet, and so do my parents in Coal Valley. I’ve had power since Monday but no internet.