B-ryce

an actual nightmare

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

@turningrhod Wait like camp??

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

Forgot I had a Twitter. Well I’m back again.

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

Also my phone won't charge. #wheresmydrink #imnotpaying #whoareyou @HolidayInn

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

My toilet broke. My shower's shit. My TV is a mute. Fuck @HolidayInn #iwantmymoneyback #myonlytweetthisyear

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

If I can spot a typo in less than a second in your email...I will NOT be working with you.

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

I'd like to say thanks to the therapist at Panera who asked if I was ok. I was simply reading a book, "how to weep in public."

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

I am way too competitive for buffets. #icameheretobecomeamericasnexttopmodel

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

Nothing gets at me more than watching pit bulls and parolees. #emotional #marathon

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

So I am apparently going to be late to everything today.

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

A first grader asked me if I was a mom today. AKA the new bearded lady.

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

@classyjen16 I think this week will be perfect for it 😍

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

Food today: 8 carrots and the granola I found in the side compartment of my car. #selfcare

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

I don't look for reasons to drink, they just find me

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

I'm seriously losing my god damn mind. #needtohearfromyou #notalover #help

[B-ryce @BryceDakota]

Uncomfortable: a constant state I live in.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's college.

[Bryce Moore @BryceDMoore]

Live streaming the presidential debate! Come on out to the hawks nest #quhawkwatch

[Lauren Beeman @l_beeman6]

#QUHawkWatch

[Bryce Moore @BryceDMoore]

https://t.co/NOnSfEiyjV you can see all the things he has literally said... #quhawkwatch