Bryce Haskin

“Hustle... Doing whatever it takes to become successful” - Dr. Dre || UO '19 Business Owner || Peaks and Valleys Roofing

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Not sure if it was intentional but @oregonfootball wearing green today on October 1st… kind of a shout out to Green Day

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Sad tweet about mens bathrooms not having baby changing tables

#wechangediapers2

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Just experienced my first gas station to stop to fill up and they didn’t have any gas… sweet business strategy @Shell

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I’m praying baby Londyn will be able to fall asleep to ancient aliens the same way I do

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Post it on your Facebook likely

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Wear* 😒

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If you’re into conspiracy theories:
Winter Snowstorm was created by weather control machine to keep people inside during COVID and more likely to where a mask from outside temperatures

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2021 is the year we find the Money Pit #ifyouknowyouknow

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@ParsonsCoreyA Me and Sosa are having the same thoughts right now

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Just looking to get on a bus with all the homies to Canada and pretend that I can snowboard but ya know COVID is gonna go ahead and crush that dream

2020
COVID: 45 - Bryce: 0

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I just hate the feeling when you go on Instagram and there’s an add posted on something you said out loud 5 minutes prior

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Are the Oregon McDonalds the only chains doing people dirty by not selling blue Powerade anymore? Pretty sure it’s been 5 years of the tropical sprite 💩and it’s been 5 years too much @McDonalds

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First year in awhile not having strawberries and whatever that soft bread is called :/

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People are relating to Tiger King in a different way due to the quarantine #feelingNickCaged

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Do you think Fetty Wap has to sleep on a certain side so his homies know that he’s actually asleep? Or should his homies just know he’s being fetty? #QuarantineThoughts

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*update

Wii is broken, spirit is not

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Need to buy some new games for my consoles before Microsoft and Nintendo realize everyone has quarantined themselves and will pay whatever price for a video game 🙄

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I see commercials for Red Lobster and instantly want to go, but I just don’t know where this passion for Red Lobster has come from b/c I feel I’ve only been once 🤔 #Adgamestrong

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Crazy how fast you can turn into your dad

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Really hoping we could leave the whole flat earth stuff in 2019, it’s getting embarrassing