In 2027, my new year’s resolutions are:
1) Putting pussy on a pedestal
2) Switching up on all the day 1s
3) Calling ICE on any non-white person
4) Cockblocking
5) Blacking out at every family event
6) Bet Panthers ML every time
8) Continue to blame the jews
7) Learn how to count
Friend passed out drunk in the street last night. Got fired from my j*b and I’m a poor chud now. Sadie McKenna & Cat Pisciotta are being whores at Coachella
Ramen noodles w beef sticks & a Diet Coke
@BookasJR For me, it Ms. A.S. if you catch my drift (she hasn’t responded in over 24hrs)
For you, the Love’s truck stop has a great selection of lot lizards