Bryce Lambert

Karaoke superstar. he/him

[Bryce Lambert @BryceSLambert]

Never date anyone who won't give you a high-five

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

It's a
Nice day for a
Light sweater
It's a
Nice day for a
CARDIGAN

[Bryce Lambert @BryceSLambert]

I was literally just saying this out loud to a friend

[LunarPowered Josie 🇵🇸 ᱬ @HexManiacJosie]

@lorxell Him quietly staring and saying “interesting” works both like that, as a play on how a video game player would react to it, and yet also as visible traumatic dissociation. Cregger really nailed everything

[supermom💕 @ilovesupermom]

Bryan turning to a monster is the correct ending and a chris/jill rocket would have made the movie worse, the whole point is you watched an npc become the boss.

If a real protagonist shows up at the last second, that stops being a tragedy and turns into a cutscene.

The 2026 RE movie understands the games better than the Anderson films and that is unpopular because it has no laser hallway and no Alice but Zach Cregger understands locked doors, voice notes and a monster that used to be a person with a name.

#ResidentEvil

[lady MANAGER @ladyredsoxxx]

the red sox went from having an 8% chance of making the playoffs to 100% under chad tracy. the official tracy era has begun

[Red Sox @RedSox]

That's our manager.

[char IN MOURNING @hygtglover]

shoutout to this unintentionally insane read of the democratic party

[Kylie Chi 季 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @TheKylieChi]

Did Curry Barker name his predator protagonist in Obsession “Bear” before or after the whole “would you rather come across a bear or a man while walking alone in the woods” thing hit the net?

[emo tony soprano @yamixyugi]

my favorite thing about the WEAPONS (2025) rifle in the sky shot is that its so obvious its meant to be kinda ambiguous for SEVERAL different meanings/metaphors but if you really want a direct, dumb dumb answer it’s because a father, who has been severely traumatized for 30 days-

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

Ed Sheeran is getting cooked by literally everyone

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

The first artist to get deplatformed for being pro-israeli adjacent oh 2020 woke is BACK thank u god

[Kacee Allen @KaceeRAllen]

Hackers ripped a Flock camera off a pole, dumped what was stored on it, and handed the files to WIRED and 404 Media.

One camera. 21 days.
~50,000 vehicles. 1.6 million images. About 3,300 cars a day. Peak day: 4,454.

Flock sold this as “license plate readers” with on-device encryption. The software on that box wasn’t just reading plates. It was tagging vehicles, bikes, and people. Dozens of shots of a single car. Bumper stickers. Even an American flag patch on a motorcycle bag.

They put the encryption key on the camera. Then acted shocked when somebody opened it.

[Nate @n8gallagher]

Shut the company down, remove all the cameras. Send every executive and lobbyist who wanted this to prison forever.

[Sam Reich @samreich]

do i have a muppets connect?

[Arturo Dominguez @extremearturo]

The way Robert Kraft collaborated with other NFL owners to get Macklemore kicked off of Ed Sheeran's tour speaks to why Colin Kaepernick was never given another shot after taking a knee for racial justice. Many teams could have brought him in when needed. Instead, they hired far less qualified quarterbacks.

Billionaires are a cancer to society.

[Shark @SharkMcA]

Fuck it, let Robert Pattinson play joker and Batman

[South Pasadena Resident @hordrackcafe]

Turned on the sound and genuinely burst out laughing

[Ahmed Hathout 🇵🇸 @ahmedhathoutt]

Wish her co-stars were more like Ed Sheeran’s tour openers.

[. @wellyesblood]

everytime i feel a little insane i must come back to these

[Bryce Lambert @BryceSLambert]

He has never missed once

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

uber driver playin ed sheeran I’m bout to put him in a sleeper hold on the highway

[Chris @citehchris]

just clicked Police still there on google maps on my road trip