Bryce Stonehade

Serial Procrastinator

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

I'm so broke, people call me the McDonald's Ice cream Machine.

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

@se4realhinton Please do not raise your hand, give a thumbs up, and definitely 100% do not smash something what ever you do

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

You may know that the Lion King was based off of Hamlet but did you know that Dumbo was based off an acid trip?

[Kazu Kibuishi @boltcity]

I love that people are excited about Amulet 9, but I’ll note that graphic novelists, who both write & draw a book, are expected to work faster than novelists, and it’s tough to match that expectation w/ the reality of the work involved.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I’d have to say reading is my religion.

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

@StephenKing Because she's chasing you with a knife?!?!

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

@Elizabe28917535 THANK YOU!

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

Little known fact: That song 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' had a follow up called 'I Saw Daddy Punching Santa Claus'

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

If at first you don't succeed, don't try shooting that apple off your friend's head.

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

When he trying to choke you out but he's hot.

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

Cheaper than dirt? Dirt costs $12-$18 per cubic yard with a delivery charge that can range $15-$60.

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:

William Shakespeare:

[memes i found online @internet_posts]

Everybody dies. The end.

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

@JonathanMaberry Do you know when Weird Tales submissions will be re-opened? If so, could you please tell me?

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

When your playing little league soccer and you get kicked in the shins. #HellIsReal

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 ❤ 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚔 @roddenberry]

Don't be a red shirt. 😷🖖🏿
#roddenberry #masks #wearthem

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

Did you know that 90% of all assholes use made-up statistics?

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

@ScottAdamsSays @BriannaWu @ahmedbest Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this happens:

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

@ScottAdamsSays @BriannaWu @ahmedbest Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this happens:

[Douglas Adams Bot @DirkGently_Bot]

"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." - #DouglasAdams

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@DougDargel "It is a well-known fact that those people to want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it" - #DouglasAdams

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

@se4realhinton @WilliamShatner You didn't ask him for an autograph? Must have been a nightmare.