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[b @BryceTryHard]

How fucking stupid do you have to be 😭😭😭

[b @BryceTryHard]

Heard that

[b @BryceTryHard]

Couldn’t sleep last night… I just couldn’t stop thinking about how badly I want one of those really big comically large checks and to get my picture on the lottery website holding said comically large checks but using a pseudonym preferably a hilarious pseudonym

[b @BryceTryHard]

Major blow to the mental health right there yeesh

[b @BryceTryHard]

New Noah kahan album is out now I’ll be crying for the next several days

[b @BryceTryHard]

YESSSS we are rewatching game of thrones in this fuckin house

[b @BryceTryHard]

I successfully (forcefully) turned my mom into a @NoahKahan fan , we just watched his documentary on Netflix last night, cried about it

[b @BryceTryHard]

Just gave my dog a hairs cut

[b @BryceTryHard]

Just had to pay 100 dollars for a damn toll road in California that I thought was paid centuries ago when it was only 60 dollars but I guess it never did , that’s a real swift kick in my dick 😐

[b @BryceTryHard]

They’re actually still standing at the machine looking crestfallen as fuck just repeatedly tapping the screen for the last 10 mins in hopes something will pop up

[b @BryceTryHard]

Was just accosted by a couple lame ass Pokemon scalpers cause they were pissed they couldnt completely empty out the Pokemon machine and let one singular pack slip through their grimy fingers 😭

[b @BryceTryHard]

Hahahahahagafa

[b @BryceTryHard]

Good way to break in my 30s tho I guess, gotta make sure i still know what I’m doing

[b @BryceTryHard]

God damn it’s been a little bit since I changed a tire I forgot just how delightful it is 🥳 I’m just grateful I had this extra tire iron in my trunk cause the one that came with my car sure as fuck isn’t in here

[b @BryceTryHard]

Happy birthday buddy 💙🥹

[b @BryceTryHard]

I really gaslit myself into thinking I was turning 29 this year but I guess I was a year off

[b @BryceTryHard]

Was he trying to lure me in his truck and Rob and or diddle me???

[b @BryceTryHard]

Just had a grown ass man ask me if I had a ride… while I was standing at my car, and I said uhh yeah and he then asked if I wanted to hop in his truck with him and watch YouTube for a little while???? What the fuck

I’m gonna do that but in my own car thank you

[b @BryceTryHard]

Holy shit this is actually very on brand for me 😭

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