Bryce

Ted Lasso & Jon Stewart fan account…also big fan of common sense and human decency

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

When I fell asleep at the Garden, the Knicks were Winning. Then when I wake up, I see the Spurs have "won." It seems that in the 4th Quarter, the so-called referees kept "finding" Points for the Spurs. Rigged! Fake Game!

by Donald J. Trump

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man."

A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.

Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

I don't get greed. If I had Bezos cash, I'd be fixing a problem every week. Homelessness? Not on my watch. Hungry kids in school? No way. Animal shelters full? I'll build 10,000 more.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Holy fuck! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

[Jeremy Branham @JeremyBranham]

What a great man.

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

Pass term limits.
Ban congressional stock trading.
Overturn Citizens United.

[Bryce @BryceCrider]

Boomer Conservatives learning in real time they get their news from the National Enquirer and can’t understand why half the country lives in a fantasy land

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Watching Fox News assure viewers the Iran war is going SUPER well and Trump is a total stud is like watching the same network assure viewers that Dominion Voting Systems rigged the 2020 election and Trump was the winner.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

at Seattle #NoKingsDay 🤣

[Clemson Superfan (Jordan Spieth Defender) @SuperfanClemson]

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

President Trump spent five minutes of his Cabinet meeting boasting of his thrift with a story about negotiating for $5 personalized Sharpies.

The company that makes the permanent markers said the exchange never happened. https://t.co/87XzjYT8Dy

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Airlines took away Congress’s perks and suddenly they found money to fund TSA.
Let’s take away their healthcare and watch what happens next.

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

@WhiteHouse You literally attacked Iran unprovoked during peace negotiations when all intel said Iran posed no credible threat to America.

How about you fucking clowns don’t start WW3 because our politicians fuck children and Israel is blackmailing you

[Bryce @BryceCrider]

Best way to describe it!

[Alec Keezer @AlecKeezer]

It was so loud in the stadium I had an out of body experience, idk how that makes sense but it happened.

Try 5, Get 6.

[Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles]

Muslims don't belong in American society.

Pluralism is a lie.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Talarico: I am tired of being pitted against my neighbor. I'm tired of being told to hate my neighbor. It's been more than ten years of this kind of politics. Politics as bloodsport, politics as trolling and owning politics as total war. It tears families apart. It ends friendships, and it leaves us all feeling terrible all the time. 

We cannot defeat the politics of division with more division. We can't win their game. We have to change the game. This campaign is rooted in a fierce love for this state, for this country, and most importantly, for all of our neighbors.

[kesha @KeshaRose]

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[LateNighter @latenightercom]

SNL's Colin Jost on Iran: "This attack might be a bad idea, I don't know. I'm not really an expert on Iran. So let's hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it."