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[Simon @Bryddat]

@emilykmay Is this another of those American things that doesn’t translate? I’d have said before 2 days ago it was perfectly natural to make out and it doesn’t always lead to sex. And that you learn it as a teenager. Making out is fun in its own right. Like we’ve got 5 minutes spare fun.

[Simon @Bryddat]

@somersetpodcast Netherlands: Roelof van der Merwe

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@DanKingdom96 Having had a wander around the outfield at lunch. Lot of grass in this pitch.

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@brucemillington @SiClare The magic of twitter.

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@Macnessie @MDMorrison82 Garry you have such little faith. Bed time is at 7am after the pipes.

[Simon @Bryddat]

All this discourse about the been being sat in a studio in Salford when all the public care about are any England knock out games not being shown on itv please due to our terrible record when they are!

[boydhilton @boydhilton]

Terrible decision by the BBC to cover the World Cup from… Salford. It’s a massive cultural event. Broadcasting the games from a virtual studio in England is weak sauce.

[Simon @Bryddat]

@StokeyyG2 Attribute it to wolves v Leicester back in 2003. Wolves 3-0 down at ht and betfair no offers.

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@somersetpodcast @antgib @DanKingdom96 @PeterWanless Will be able to listen to it on the drive over to Trent bridge Friday (I hope)

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@ViewfromtheBpod @somersetpodcast @DanKingdom96 I’ve just booked the day off to attend. Should I pack my whites?

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@robyn_emz Whisper it quietly but i think they’ve gone now. Not seen one for last scroll. Think we’ve all been united in the horror or these ai slop ads.

[Simon @Bryddat]

@DPJHodges Splitting hairs maybe but personally spent all
Winter dreaming for any of them to have any sort of accountability. If there is a curfew and this is all fine then none of that has changed and England are not a serious outfit. It’s all about the golf handicap.

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@GeorgeDobell1 @thebrownmale @benstokes38 Crazy how a court of law isn’t enough for some now.

[Simon @Bryddat]

@emilykmay Ngl I read that as men in concrete the first time around and had to swing back around.

[Simon @Bryddat]

@somersetpodcast Then I saw the forecast for Friday and thought yes I’ll book the day off work, buy a ticket for £23 and go and watch them at Notts. Hoping for better success in the champo.

[Simon @Bryddat]

@mattylufc_ It’s like nobody at the ECB has ever seen the contempt paying fans have for the premier league when they announce late moves for tv purposes. Only the contempt that the clubs and sky have for the fans.

[Simon @Bryddat]

There must be someone somewhere at the ECB who sees all the flak the premier league clubs get when they move games for tv purposes which inevitably hurts those who have already paid for a ticket for the game and who thought the below is a bad idea. Fans are done over again.

[ESPNcricinfo @ESPNcricinfo]

ECB have brought forward start times for England's floodlit T20Is against India next month in order to maximise TV viewing figures

The three evening games in the five-match T20I series were initially scheduled to begin at 6.30pm local time (11pm IST), as announced by the ECB last year, but have since been brought forward to 5.30pm (10pm IST) starts

Read more: https://t.co/TqFbxn6r3W

[Simon @Bryddat]

@GlamCricket So you’re saying last night was good practice for you guys?

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Nobody can be enjoying this surely? Test cricket needs all the help it can get and were served up this. Feel bad for the players and that isn’t something said recently.

[Sky Sports Cricket @SkyCricket]

Matt Henry's delivery stays low and Jacob Bethell's Test comes to an end with the bat! ⬇️

Wait for that side-on angle... 👀

[Simon @Bryddat]

@jaimerh354 If you’ve got day 3 tickets you’re hoping for rain. Either way you’re getting your money back. Everyone is a loser here I think. Especially the pitch. Most unlords pitch of modern time surely.