Bryan

[Mariana 🖤 @La_mejor_pues]

Masturbarse mientras piensas en esa persona es manifestar

[B @bellarosa000]

11:11
… this too shall pass

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Bessent doesn't know why oil is spiking. POTUS is selling fertilizer on the South Lawn and everyone in the administration is blaming a party that isn't in power.
https://t.co/ZwTqDZ8Utx

[Nyla ❤️‍🔥 @Nylasback]

wake up, kiss her profile pic, then start your day 💋

[Andra ❣️ @SOghenerukewe]

Men are so lucky , no matter how useleszz you are there’s a woman that will marry you and convince the whole world how amazing you are.

[𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝𒀭 @dvxenrx]

physically I adore you.
Sexually, you excite me.
Mentally, you fascinate me
and as a person, you drive me wild.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

“And then, they stuffed his fat ass in a catering cart!”

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago:

“When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love.”

[Lisa🌺 @NurseLJohn707]

Make the rest of your life the best of your life.

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

Turning a woman into a soft little sleepy thing who can actually relax beside you is exactly the flex you think it is.

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

my fav sex position is actually when i have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[ً @artfuIchaos]

turns out, reading a lot, exercising, loving people without expecting anything back, protecting your alone time, focusing only on improving yourself, and sometimes staying out late with friends who make you laugh until it hurts is a pretty good way to live.

[nate. @f_jxr_]

normalize lying to anyone who is too curious about your private life.

[curt @casbeataol]

That dude in high school that you sat next to in biology class who got a D because the teacher liked him, is arguing online against virologists and immunologist because he saw a meme.

That’s 2026 folks!

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

Most of your problems are not actually problems. They are discomforts. 
Discomfort is not the problem—on the contrary, it’s usually the cost of the solution.

[Attraction Matriarch @TheXMatriarch @TheXMatriarch]

A lot of men are not in marriages.

They are in publicly respectable roommate agreements with joint bills, shared chores, and occasional family photos.

[✯ @vognon_]

texting is boring, come kiss me

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

The real flex is having nothing to prove and nobody to impress.

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

A sign of intelligence is the ability to disagree with yourself.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

The concept of alcohol is actually crazy. You drink something that tastes bad just to feel good for a little while, then end up feeling worse later.