Bryon Slack

Missourian. Information sponge. Outdoorsman. Gamer. Street medic. Quip-smith. I pledge allegiance to liberty and justice for all.

[Bryon Slack @BryonSlack1]

@BrilynHollyhand @SarahHuckabee @budlight My little busted open roll of sugar cookie dough, you're not credentialed enough to make that assertion.

[Bryon Slack @BryonSlack1]

@CalltoActivism Yes

[Bryon Slack @BryonSlack1]

@kyrstensinema I look forward to watching your campaign flop in '24.

[Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) @cbouzy]

Kyrsten Sinema switching to an Independent days after Democrats won the GA runoff is all you need to know about Kyrsten Sinema.

[Bryon Slack @BryonSlack1]

@DaveGragg Well, apparently to become a MO Senator all you have to do is get elected AG, grandstand on culture war BS, and waste taxpayer money on frivolous lawsuits. Worked for Hawley and then Shmitt and apparently the average Missouri voter is down with that....

[Bryon Slack @BryonSlack1]

@BigRedCeltTT Good luck, sir.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Oil prices have suddenly fallen $10 a barrel since the election.

My goodness. What a coincidence!

I’m sure no foreign actors were manipulating oil to drive up gas prices and impact our election.

[capitolhunters @capitolhunters]

Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Colorado just voted in favor of a measure to provide free meals for all public school students by raising taxes on the state's wealthiest residents making over $300k.

We need to expand this nationwide.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Holy shit

[Pat Dubois @patdubois]

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

[Shawn Powers @shawnp0wers]

Today is the day we vote here in the US. One vote might seem like you’re spitting into the ocean, but remember a pinky toe is less than 1/10,000th of your body mass. Bang it into a table leg, and you’ll notice it.

Let’s be angry pinky toes today.

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Brace for the GOP election night script. You'll see Kari Lake, Matt DePerno, Tudor Dixon, Doug Mastriano and more declare victory before the 11pm news and demand the counting of votes stop. It's the plan. Expect it tomorrow. Call it out now. Fight it on Wednesday and beyond.

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

If you aren't paying attention, start... and VOTE!

[Bryon Slack @BryonSlack1]

@Eric_Schmitt Do they grow fascists there or you an exception?

[Bryon Slack @BryonSlack1]

@Eric_Schmitt To make it worse?

[Bryon Slack @BryonSlack1]

@Jim_Jordan

[Bryon Slack @BryonSlack1]

@Eric_Schmitt Oh look, more empty theatrics...

[Kendall Brown @kendallybrown]

Earlier this week, a San Antonio cop abruptly confronted a teen eating in a McDonalds parking lot & demanded the teen exit his vehicle.

When the teen asked why, the cop immediately assaulted & then shot him MULTIPLE TIMES. Cop tried to (falsely) claim the teen had struck him 1st