✨Bryony✨

✨My talents include: stress eating, jumping 2 conclusions, and always being right✨ Instagram: bryony_chelsea

[✨Bryony✨ @BryonyChelsea]

I’m sick to the back teeth of not winning the lottery

[📖🎧ྀི @inkandseerah]

English teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever.

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

Can we pls normalize putting summaries on the back of books again instead of reviews? I just genuinely want to know what the book is all about before picking it up.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

After traveling for awhile, you realize that the aisle seat is actually better than a window seat.

[luce 🍒 @melanizzzle]

Why are receptionists at the doctors the most jarring people on earth ??? Like what is actually your problem

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

in 1975 this would’ve put a deposit on a semi detached house now it gets you 5 blueberries and depression

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

No quiero "descargar la app" para pagar por el estacionamiento. No quiero "crear una cuenta" para ver un menú. No quiero "dar retroalimentación" sobre una interacción de 30 segundos. Solo quiero existir en el mundo físico sin una correa digital.

[Amber Texas @GabbieFletcher]

@peaer_ the way vape addicts defend their right to smell like burnt cotton candy everywhere is genuinely unhinged behavior.

[Tammy Brown the BAP @scarytammyb]

I want all of my appliances to be as dumb as possible. Give me the physical knobs and buttons. I don’t want to connect anything to wifi.

[broden @cupofteakim]

when i'm playing scrabble but im getting agitated

[em @emily_oconnelll]

I can’t be the only one that’s signed up for oasis with absolutely no idea where that moneys coming from if I get a code

[Kate 𓆉 @kejamieson_]

When you overtake the person who's been sat in the middle lane for absolutely no reason.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

The fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. We have to do something about this

[✨Bryony✨ @BryonyChelsea]

Been stuck on level 284 on car sort for nearly three days and FINALLY JUST DID IT WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Apple is 100% messing with the IPhone keypads. I know for a fact I’m not making this many typos.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love when Apple is like “we’re going to install updates tonight while you’re sleeping” and then you wake up and they’re just like “couldn’t do it! I just didn’t feel right and the vibes were off”

[✨Bryony✨ @BryonyChelsea]

@Alex_Medford95 Me hyping up a gov department 😌

[✨Bryony✨ @BryonyChelsea]

In a country where we moan about everything I just want to say that the passport renewal department have been elite

Sent off my documents on BH weekend and got my new passport and documents back within a week, very impressed

No hiccups or issues and well tracked all the way 👏🏻

[emboo 🎃 loves bay ridge @embernic]

Just tried my annual olive. Sorry to report that the answer is still no. Please check back next year.