Bryson Fish

Father of two, seeker of wisdom, aspiring renaissance villain. AT&T IHX Asheville NC. My views and opinions are my own.

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"I can't give you a surefire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time" - Herbert Bayard Swope

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@bezierer

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For many of us today is a tragic day that will forever live in our hearts. I am blessed today to be serving some of my local first responders with Firstnet. I consider myself privileged to be able to make sure those who are taking care of our communities stay connected 🇺🇸

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@StatesvilleATT Happy late birthday Ayla!

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The beautiful thing about humanity, is that each and every one of us are born with the capacity and need to express love. The unfortunate thing is the majority focus this love into self serving habits rather then truly loving others.

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@PETA is the Antifa of animal rights.

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You remember when being an introvert wasn’t cool until like 3 months ago? We’re starting trends up in here fam! ✊🏼

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5 yr old son: what are these?

Me: Ziploc bags.

Son: Why?

Me: .....what?

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The best part of looking for your lost glasses, is getting to do it blind...

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I never imagined I’d be drinking alone on Saint Patrick’s Day because of a virus named after a beer.

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Disney trippin with their product price gaps.

1 month subscription of Disney + = $13.99
Chicken nugget kids meal at Disney =$72.99

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Just saw a guy walk into McDonald’s and fist pump because there wasn’t a line.

I want to be that excited about life.

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Accidentally put the toilet paper roll on the wrong side and almost had to ban myself from my house.

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All I want for Christmas is someone to take on weekday lunch dates.

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Why is my credit score higher then the amount of money in my bank account? Welcome to middle class America.

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Name one thing more depressing then drinking in a full bar and not knowing a single person there.

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My son staring out the window looking at a Mini Cooper.

Me: “Isaac what are you looking at?”

Isaac: “I’m looking at the baby car. Why does somebody have that.”

Me: “I don’t know son. I don’t know.”

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@CorkinsCaleb @colemane89 @KatyJLew @404girl @BurgettJared @BNahalewski @JamesTheChamp1 @AdamMRagab @delphina14 You want be disappointed! Hope today goes great for you guys!

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Challenge for all of my friends: If someone you know is having (or you even expect is having) a tough time emotionally or mentally, reach out to them. Take the time to call them, or buy them a coffee or lunch. You have no idea the positive impact you can have on them.

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@bezierer Go buy yourself a big Mac meal and an apple pie to celebrate

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I remember a time when finding $5 on the ground was an exciting feeling, but now it’s just like “cool, guess I can get the combo with my fast food sandwich today.”