Brett Schwartz

Cut and 🇵🇪vian

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@LexySoko @alanaschwartz_ Jokes on you… I just pooped a lot #schwartzsOnRise

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@alanaschwartz_ Broken*

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Don’t tell my friends who hold me accountable that I’m pooping at work🤫

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Born to bool forced to lock in statics
⬆️⛽️🚫(brakes emoji)

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@jgrossfeld1 🌽⚽️

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Bro you gotta get the club sandwich bro trust me bro

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Twitter 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Watching baseball for the first time in like 4 years and all I saw was a shit call. Brads highlights were better.🥱

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My mama dissecting my tweets like she Charles Darwin🧫🔬#Niche #YeahILookedUpHowToSpellNiche

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The bustling economy has treated painted penguin like its first born child📈

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Bro what… why my bird look like the app from 2019’s horror/thriller titled “Countdown”

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The Wisconsin Dells are what Micheal Jackson envisioned for all of America 🇺🇸 #rowdy

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@randysevcik Happy Father’s Day chief 🤝

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@alanaschwartz_ Brett Keith Schwartz Ong

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How am I tired and wired rn

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I’d paint a fence white for 50¢ an hour if u let me bring a speaker and a homie #Sumer

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@hummusguardian1 Inspired🔮

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