Bslayer

26 | MN Sports | Sysadmin/DevOps Engineer

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

I can’t prove it but i KNOW Woj knows where Bron is going and is just giggling his ass off

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

Remember when OpenAI did the same scare marketing tactic with GPT-3? Why can’t people recognize PATTERNS

[Claude @claudeai]

Beginning July 20, Claude Fable 5 will be included in all Max and Team Premium plans, at 50% of limits.

Pro and Team Standard users will continue to have access to Fable via usage credits, and will receive a one-time $100 credit.

Demand for Fable has been challenging to predict, which is why we rolled it out to subscription plans in stages, extending access several times as we secured additional capacity.

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

Not my wolf goat. Big Ticket used to be my favorite; ANT and KAT are the real wolf GOATs. Dude cannot come see a playoff game but goes to see a bulls summer league game. @AROD don’t even waste your time with this clown.

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Kevin Garnett was in attendance to watch Caleb Wilson and the Bulls take on Cameron Carr and the Lakers 🔥

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

Yes because im sure the American people want their tax money to go to fly overs for “morale” instead of reinvesting into infrastructure, manufacturing, education, and healthcare. Perhaps helping Canada get rid of the fires so people can breathe?

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

@amyklobuchar What’s your opinion on Israel? Should we continue to aid them?

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

@bannedbreehwa Just started playing again, Minneapolis and St. Paul are so elite

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

@emijujuu red velvet 😩

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

@RepJeffries Israel should be held accountable for their war crimes but you don’t seem to care about that, why’s that? Why do you oppose @RepThomasMassie ‘s bill to cut aid to a country committing genocide?

[Ashley @93xashley]

There are no words more terrifying than, “Your son has cancer.”

And there are no words more beautiful than, “Your son is cancer-free.”

Our baby boy no longer has cancer.

[Dana Wessel @DanaWessel]

My wife is a 2nd grade teacher in Bloomington. The majority of her students' families can't afford even basic school supplies.

If you can help with her Wish List, it would be greatly appreciated.!

Here's Charlie putting out the vibe to entice you!

https://t.co/q8BpTQ5Etw

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

Welcome to minny Bron

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LeBron James is willing to accept a minimum contract to play for a contender, per @ShamsCharania

He doesn't intend to make a "financially-driven decision"

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

@DanaWessel The other half of that is rockstar is locking some car mod shops, tattoo shops, and other features and sticking them behind a paywall. You can only get access to those for the ultimate edition ($110 last I saw)

[Ashley @93xashley]

If you’d like to follow along Calvin’s fight to beat cancers ass

https://t.co/fwRq5iKXpP

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

.@anthonyedwards totally understand if you request a trade, thanks for everything you brought to minny and the glimpse of hope we haven’t seen in years. You’ll go down as my favorite Wolf of all time

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

@TimSweeneyEpic Lay off another 5% of your staff, im sure that’ll fix epic’s issue.

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

starting to wonder if mn sports teams will never win bc none of our players sold their souls to the elites (to my knowledge). sga and wemby sold their souls, you can see it in their eyes. no soul in those mfs

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

lmfao yeah I’m closing my coinbase account.

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

This is an email I sent earlier today to all employees at Coinbase:

Team,

Today I’ve made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%. I want to walk you through why we're doing this now, what it means for those affected, and how this positions us for the future.

Why now
Two forces are converging at the same time. We need to be front footed to respond to both.

First, the market. Coinbase is well-capitalized, has diversified revenue streams, and is well-positioned to weather any storm. Crypto is also on the verge of the next wave of adoption, with stablecoins, prediction markets, tokenization, and more taking off. However, our business is still volatile from quarter to quarter. While we've managed through that cyclicality many times before and come out stronger on the other side, we’re currently in a down market and need to adjust our cost structure now so that we emerge from this period leaner, faster, and more efficient for our next phase of growth.

Second, AI is changing how we work. Over the past year, I’ve watched engineers use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks. Non-technical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated. The pace of what's possible with a small, focused team has changed dramatically, and it's accelerating every day.

All of this has led us to an inflection point, not just for Coinbase, but for every company. The biggest risk now is not taking action. We are adjusting early and deliberately to rebuild Coinbase to be lean, fast, and AI-native. We need to return to the speed and focus of our startup founding, with AI at our core.

What this means
To get there, we are not just reducing headcount and cutting costs, we’re fundamentally changing how we operate: rebuilding Coinbase as an intelligence, with humans around the edge aligning it. What does this mean in practice?

- Fewer layers, faster decisions: We are flattening our org structure to 5 layers max below CEO/COO. Layers slow things down and create coordination tax. The future is small, high context teams that can move quickly. Leaders will own much more, with as many as 15+ direct reports. Fewer layers also means a leaner cost structure that is built to perform through all market cycles.

- No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams.

- AI-native pods: We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent who can manage fleets of agents to drive outsized impact. We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role.

In short: AI is bringing a profound shift in how companies operate, and we’re reshaping Coinbase to lead in this new era. This is a new way of working, and we need to leverage AI across every facet of our jobs.

To those who are affected
I know there are real people behind these decisions — talented colleagues who have poured themselves into this company and our mission. To those of you who will be leaving: thank you. You’ve helped build Coinbase into what it is today, and I am sincerely grateful for everything you've done.

All impacted team members will receive an email to their personal account in the next hour with more information, and an invitation to meet with an HRBP and a senior leader in your organization. Coinbase system access has been removed today. I know this feels sudden and harsh, but it is the only responsible choice given our duty to protect customer information.

To those affected, we will be providing a comprehensive package to support you through this transition. US employees will receive a minimum of 16 weeks base pay (plus 2 weeks per year worked), their next equity vest, and 6 months of COBRA. Employees on a work visa will get extra transition support. Those outside of the US will receive similar support, based on local factors and subject to any consultation requirements.

Coinbase prides itself on talent density. Our employees are among the most talented people in the world, and I have no doubt that your skills and experience will be highly sought after as you pursue your next chapters.

How we move forward
To the team that is staying, I know this is a difficult day. We’re saying goodbye to colleagues and friends you've been in the trenches with. But here’s what I want you to know as we move forward together:

Over the past 13 years, we have weathered four crypto winters, gone public, and built the most trusted platform in our industry. We’ve made it this far by making hard decisions and by always staying focused on our mission. This time will be no different – nothing has changed about the long term outlook of our company or industry. And most importantly, our mission has never been more important for the world. Increasing economic freedom requires a new financial system, and we’re building it.

The Coinbase that emerges from this will be more capable than ever to achieve our mission.

Brian

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

We have three Friday the 13ths this year???? Ya CERN fucked up something

[Bslayer @Bslayer95]

Gamers: “we want something new and not the same product rebranded!!!”
Also gamers: “these new games are all trash! Remember how COD was back then”
Your nostalgia prevents you from liking / enjoying something new. move on or get ready for black ops 132.