Brandon Smith

designer and illustrator from Kalamazoo, Michigan.

[Brandon Smith @Bsmiff92]

You're not a designer unless you have a LaCroix or Red Bull at your desk.

[Brandon Smith @Bsmiff92]

All I wanna know is...what happened to that boy?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla is going to develop a quiet, electric leafblower

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla blows haha

[Brandon Smith @Bsmiff92]

Why do I always feel drunk when I wake up from a nap?

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

All right. I just finished the Mueller Report. I'm going to combine the most shocking and important revelations in one thread. Long and short: there was collusion, there was obstruction, Donald Trump needs to be removed from office. Immediately. 1/

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

creator of He-Man: muscles
exec: yes
creator: sword
exec: yes!
creator: he rides a tiger
exec: fuck me jeff you’re killin it
creator: bangs
exec: ok

[Darren Harman @darrenharman__]

What did I just witness in Chick-fil-A🤣😭

[Brandon Smith @Bsmiff92]

@lindss182 Sorry :(

[Jap of all trades @symmetricole]

San Jose minimum wage: $15

$31,200 per year based on a 40hr week

$2,600 a month

Average one bedroom apartment: $2,000

Qualifications: Must earn 3x monthly rent amount ($6,000)

You’d have to make $34/hr to meet the minimum qualifications

That’s it. That’s the whole tweet.

[Brandon Smith @Bsmiff92]

Spent 15 mins making my breakfast just to spill it all waking up the stairs to my room...#HappySaturday

[Brandon Smith @Bsmiff92]

I don't understand those people who just don't like you for no reason.

[Brandon Smith @Bsmiff92]

Not a fan of Lil Pump but not gonna lie the beats bang. #lilpump #beatsdontlie #pinkyrangfroze

[Brandon Smith @Bsmiff92]

@Juss_Vinny So true

[Brandon Smith @Bsmiff92]

Someone from Ireland visited my website. This is the high point of my week.

[🍕🍕🍕3GI🍕🍕🍕 @the3GI]

New trailer for our crowdsourced Shrek remake - SHREK RETOLD

[Brandon Smith @Bsmiff92]

The best part of being an adult is being able to eat dessert before dinner.

[Brandon Smith @Bsmiff92]

@windhandva might be my new favorite band.

[CORN NUTS @CornNuts]

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[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

why does your shadow look like spongebob when he performed at the super dome