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Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires. http://t.co/cvVwht6RUb

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"LOYO!" -Yoda http://t.co/k9OMJX3SX5

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People forget that Hitler also invented those subscription cards that fall out of magazines. http://t.co/Y17EGVBpuw

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http://t.co/xRWbFUQnM7 Websites that automatically play music are like strangers who try to talk to you on a plane.

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http://t.co/hQLfCGuyy6 Which online dating site connects me with single-malt liquor in my area?

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Ceilings were just ambitious walls. http://t.co/G9n16cS7oA

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http://t.co/qMSHWqNFjF Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

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If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/xkNHgnRLZd

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http://t.co/YbqRmyeWWe "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/vpRsqwzn5B

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/JUYMvXkQGQ

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http://t.co/0GoTL26Y1X Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

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I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/JzgcIWlkZ6

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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/kWWIJcU599

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http://t.co/APKVSKodtI No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/JYivUmkJ4X

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http://t.co/MZiksNOpSh Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos http://t.co/PbZ1NPb0aT