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[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“We should meet up after work!”

me after getting off work:

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

me risking my entire future for 8 extra minutes of sleep

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life:

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

forgetting to wear my jewelry

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

I'm so fake at work. I be using words like, “That's awesome!” and “You bet!” 😂😂😂

[🍁 @72Breezy]

forcing myself to believe that everything happens for a reason so i don't crash out

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

yes i hold grudges and yes i wish the worst for u

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

me christmas morning heading downstairs to see all the gifts under the tree

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

The bar is literally in hell 😭😭😭

[Yolanda @you_land_airr]

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹

[lefty @brandnewalias]

when we pop out after i said i was done

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

So tired of weird lustful lying ass losers man where is my husbanddddd come get me pls 😭

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 ����𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

me september 1st

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

ass 2 fat to care rlly

[Kay @therealkay0]

him: you see how you act

me:

[drew @hydratedangel]

watching my door dasher on the lil map get closer to my house