Benjamin Maxwell

P.A. formally known as S.I.D. | Husband to @LaceyMaxedOut | Troy University Alum | ΑΤΩ | 10th Generation American | 65% Water | 2 Timothy 1:12

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

"Once you start [dealing in serious issues], you start to get the self-important feeling that what you say has great import.” - Johnny Carson (60 Minutes)

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

I’ve heard it said that baby’s cry when they’re born because that is the moment reality sets in. There is much crying in the panhandle right now. #OrangeBowl

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

I’d say “fear the thumb” if I was that kind of person, but I hold myself to a higher standard. #IronBowl2023

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

A little early in the year to be Clemsoning, ain’t it?

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

Toby Flenderson > Beth Mowins

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Did the announcer just say that guy was a “seventh year senior”? I need to go back and look at my eligibility. #CollegeFootball

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

ICYMI: When pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

I would not survive college with today’s Waffle House prices.

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

If your church isn’t using social media to remind you about day lights savings time change, then you need to find a new church grounded in scripture.

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

An end of an era. Hashtag Confucius survivors. @granpappysteve

[Troy University @TROYUnews]

Confucius Institute at Troy University has closed
https://t.co/KMybcO9avY

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

Man, the National Archives have had enough and are taking down everyone. It’s like if the librarians rose up and finally took down everyone with an outstanding book. We’ll all be living under the iron fist authority of the poindexters at the National Archives soon.

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

@BleacherReport Just like the good ole days! #FreeBlunt

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Ok, so, you are one of the richest universities with the biggest college football stadium, but you couldn’t splurge a little to get the TV camera platform up a couple more feet?

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

@cenkuygur @elonmusk @Twitter Who is this?

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

If Alabama loses this weekend, it will be the first time losing 3 games in a season since 2010.

If Auburn loses this weekend, it will be the first time losing 7 games in a season since LAST YEAR.

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

I would not survive college today with the current Taco Bell prices.

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

😂😂😂 @TheBabylonBee headlines just write themselves these days.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

We’re off the air right now because the power went out in LA, as it does all the time. Eric Garcetti is the worst mayor of all time. He hasn’t bothered to do his job in years. The Democrats running LA are the most incompetent people on the planet.

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

I guess when no one watches your station, you can just say whatever you want @PBS? 🤔 #ElectionDay

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

“Have you made a plan to vote?” - #votetripling
Seriously, with all the coddling and hand-holding going on with the simple act of voting, casting a ballot seems like it should be the least of y’all’s worries.
Do you have a plan for: blinking? breathing? eating? pooping?
#asinine

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

Suppose absolutely no one went out and voted? Would candidates be able to be elected without certain number of votes? Would existing politicians leave when their term expired? …one can always dream.

[Benjamin Maxwell @BtheMAX]

Time to dust off the Tater Tots and bring ‘em back Auburn!