Roscoe Targaryen

I made my money the old fashioned way, I got run over by a Lexus.

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

Went full...

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Gotta be honest, this @ufc event at the White House looks spectacular. This is a big time show. I’m not there, and we all know all the complaints folks had about renovations at and around the White House, etc, but — to be fair — this is some impressive stuff I’m looking at. Props to UFC President @danawhite and the show they’ve put on. It’s Bigtime. Plain and simple!!!

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

@ndyGH17 World geography is beta!

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

Proudly admitting to being stupid is a wild choice.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

The fuck is going on here today? I log on and seeing people shitting on Allen Iverson and claiming no one has heard of the Ivory fucking Coast?!

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

In the sweep of history, admittedly not all that long, this is likely the most pathetic and most captured generation of black athletes there’s ever been.

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

What a fucking loser. Biggest moment of your career and your thought is I’m gonna talk about Michelle Obama? Fucking. Loser.

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Josh Hokit says “Michelle Obama is a man” after defeating Derrick Lewis on the White House lawn at UFC Freedom 250.

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

Mya & Topanga link up🔥(2026)

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

What a coward. Shameless bitchassness on full display.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Stephen A Smith on CNN: "The president is certainly an upgrade from what we were seeing from Joe Biden in terms of his alertness and what have you"

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

Ain’t no way in hell I’d be stopping for Jeremy Sochan either.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Victor Wembanyama walking by Jeremy Sochan and acting like he doesn't exist

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

This shit is lame. She already said if he proves her wrong so be it. Historically you’re not winning a title when your best player is small. With Brunson winning that makes what, 3? Historical data supported the opinion. Just celebrate Brunson. He deserves it.

[Jason Page @TheBackPage]

The very first question to @BeckyHammon in her availability with the media had better be about Jalen Brunson.

There should be a mea culpa.

Will she swallow her pride or will she just try to dance?

We shall see.

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

This muthafucka is so cold man. On some Kyrie shit I LOVE watching her hoop.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Mamdani to New Yorkers after the Knicks win the NBA Finals:

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

Respectfully.

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

AOC chatting with some folks at the Bronx brewery.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Mitch Johnson deadass falling on the De'Aaron Fox sword, absolutely nasty.

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

I’m so happy for Mike Brown. He never gets the respect that he deserves.

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

Hey Chicago, maybe we should get us one of those socialist mayors…

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Sarah 🤍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HMFC_1874_]

I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

Have some fucking shame. My god.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Nehls: Donald Trump is the best thing to happen to this country in a hundred years. He was born a very special baby. I bet the doctors said, “I can tell this is a very special baby.”

[Roscoe Targaryen @Bthomp20]

@nylawho1 I thought of this as soon as I saw him with those dumb bells.