BrendaLee

no.

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

My problem is that I’ve been letting that cape boost my head up

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

I just never take down my Halloween decorations and just like a broken clock is right twice a day, I’m feeling so right for at least 1 out of every 12 months.

[Ina Saboteur @SleeplssEremite]

love her badd 😭
she said i’m here for the snacks

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

Everybody around me is married with children and I’m wearing a wizard costume because I didn’t do laundry this week.

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

@CrimsonJimi Ah yes, the Big Apple, you know, Colborne, Ontario.

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

I’m inside the Apple, yes, the large one? Umm yeah it’s pretty big.

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

I am at the stickiest McDonald’s in America

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

I think dogs love people because, just imagine if every interaction you have ever had with a human was positive. Imagine if every person you met was so overflowing with joy to see you they couldn’t help themselves but stop and smile. Imagine if we were like that to each other.

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

“Why me?” is a really great question.

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

I don’t like when celebrities are dating other celebrities and their zodiac signs aren’t compatible.

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

It’s 2024 and I’m freaking out about Hozier idk what happened to me.

[Kay💕 @familiarhoney]

hozier’s songs all fall into at least one the five categories:

1. slutty
2. horny (derogatory)
3. horny (positive)
4. the most depressed any person has ever been ever
5. irish

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

Every book I read is from the 1800s.

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

February 22nd, 2024 at 1:00 PM EST are coordinates in time the same way that longitude and latitude are coordinates in space. If you combine them you define your exact location along all of our known dimensions.
(I have an appointment at 1 o’clock at a Place)

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

The one time I went out of my way to compliment a stranger’s necklace it was an urn.

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

Getting annoyed at the ASMRtist when they’re over ambitious and it takes me out of the fiction. Like girl you and I both know you did NOT go to medical school. Show me the blinky light again.

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

Pavlovian conditioned to have a little treat every time I’m good for the doctor (I’m 27)

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

Finished reading #JaneEyre and like what the hyuck actually.

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

Football this, Lions that,
Do the straight men even know that the Super Bowl is an Aquarius?

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

About to crack open my piggy bank for premium just for Call Me Little Sunshine

[BrendaLee @BtrayedBySubway]

I enjoy spiting god by denying my life its purpose.