Bttrswt

Former head of HR at the @Mage_House and aspiring three time video game champ.

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

Seattle is so fun. On our first morning walking the streets, there were two separate homeless people screaming to the heavens and another dumpster diving. This is the big city culture I don't get at home.

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

Barely a day in Seattle and already had a mixtape both shoved into my hands and taken away because I didn't donate to him

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

Can someone out in the ether please explain why i ever thought a 5 hour flight was a good idea?

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

Orlando you were SO SUAVE and also REFINED!!!! Atlanta, we hope you’re ready to get EXQUISITE!!!

[TWRP @TWRPband]

🌴ORLANDO🌴

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

Ok so yeah i can confirm that @ninjasexparty and @TWRPband rocked my nards off in Orlando and I suspect it will be the wettest stop on the tour
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[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

Currently in line for the @ninjasexparty concert and it's just my luck I'm behind some brainrot zoomers

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

Turns out the Oblivion remastered did too good a job in capturing the essence of the original and crashes every time I try to save. I'm already 11 hours in and these features just keep on giving

#OblivionRemastered

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

I was despondent searching for a snack in my house when I stumbled across cheese cubes I forgot we bought only a week ago.

I am thriving and living my best life

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

I don't really do life updates or post in general but I got married a bit ago and it's pretty great
#marriage

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

Absolutely insane ingredients in this shepherds pie.

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

You know how you sometimes get a cheez-it that wasn't cut properly, so it's two or three stuck together? Would y'all consider that one cracker or count each one as if they were separate?

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

@dbs_10_10 Pretty accurate I think

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

Shout out to the real ones. They always keep it real.

(For clarification "real ones" is anyone who has shared an intelligent thought with me, and everyone else is not real)

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

It's that time of year again when it starts to get really cold and Toyotathon rolls around.

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

Since @Mage_House has ignored my ransom I will make good on my threat and tell them that the opening arc for #Dandadananime s2 will be pacific rim.

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

@Mage_House That's nothing. If you don't wireless me $50 I'll spoil the whole season and beyond

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

Jammed my wrist and now I have to live with it

#BlessedAndGrateful

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

Female Custodes sound cool. Warhammer lore changes all the time

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

The Crimes of Grindelwall promotional material was the last time I remember nostalgia bait being so blatant and for those wondering Belle (2021) is the most insulting film I've seen.

[Bttrswt @BttrswtMH]

I just watched Wish and it may be the second most insulting movie I have had the displeasure to watch.

It was very pretty but did not respect the intelligence of its viewers and presented the laziest nostalgia bait I've seen in a while.