Matt

Football data and stats enthusiast. I build experimental match simulations and predictive models to forecast #BTTS results. Up the #Gills.

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@AlfieIndra @JohnLewisRetail My Dad used to be a John Lewis delivery man /installer and he has some stories 🤣

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@Rosetti83700607 @HannahIamthest1 Impossible!

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@laligaa_neews Is he ok?

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@DaleVince It’s made up bullshit that wouldn’t and couldn’t happen in real life. Much like a black mirror episode.

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@JamesBeardwell My pup absolutely hates fireworks. She goes and hides in our bathroom and won’t come out for hours after they have stopped 😞

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Very small punt on a goalfest in Poland this evening.

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@KFG2003 Ah shit, that was a bit of a coupon buster for sure. Saturday was pretty terrible for me. Good luck for your bets tonight mate.

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Monday - Wednesday #BTTS 6fold.

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That was easy, Mondays selections both in before half time 🙂 2 down, 4 to go. #BTTS

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Monday - Wednesday #BTTS 6fold.

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Well that was quick on the first #BTTS selection 🤣

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Monday - Wednesday #BTTS 6fold.

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@EndGameWW3 If I need to have a bug out location then to be honest I will just accept it is game over, civilisation has fallen and there’s no way back.

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@britGorilla @PolitlcsUK So head office takes the responsibility of managing everything from a centralised point. It’s a good idea in principal, until something like this happens.

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@chicfryrice 2 things I would like to happen if my country got nuked and I am close enough to the blast! 1) I would prefer to expire immediately. 2) I hope my (nuke armed) country hits back instantly leaving the aggressor in a state of ruin that made the original strike not worth the cost.

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@HelloVyom They’re going to find out pretty quickly that this is a mistake.

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@EODHappyCaptain So head office at these companies can control everything.

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@zedwardo3 @InsiderGeo You’re probably just a dumb cunt.

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@gingerrtom These two face certain divorce within a few years.

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Loved coming down to my car to drive to work and seeing both my reg plates have been nicked. Bloody bastards, probably Swindon town supporters.

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@CarlaShore18 @ninoboxer Dumb cunt

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@RichardMathewJ @centristjim1 I had a similar experience. It was nice, but not as nice as people make out it is.