Madame Malpractice

Believer of Lies.. Defender of Unicorns
she/her

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"Look at this giant chuck of chicken." She whispers in the middle of the room.

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Til: that Patrick Bateman is a character from 'American psycho' and not the actor Jason Bateman, which drastically changes alot of conversations I've had.

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Thank you AronChupa for spending 1,538 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/gYiO5OuAp3

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Down with a headache but I can't sleep, so Im Just watching @cjthex info dump videos on youtube....
It's so calming....

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"Lolth get weird at parties" - Uthgar
@DnDPodcast

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@Nika_Howard @TimLanning Nope

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@ChrisShockley76 @YourHeroKevin @pattonoswalt Oh, hi Mark.

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@FriendshipDeck Yes!!! It's the only friendship I recognize.

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@YourDarlingSon Is it good? My 7 yr nephew wants to learn German, but rosette stone is like hella expensive..

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On my 3rd listen through, and it still makes me pull over to cry in my car.
Thanks @DnDPodcast

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Called me for an emergency pickup, then texted as I pulled up for a 20 min delay. Does she know what emergency means, I wonder...

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Catching up on hallmark from the dvr
and i got so excited when nelson wong walked out. yes the #kennyverse strikes again!!!

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@ash_waluigi @rotaryghostNY @Eve6 Same!

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@StevenRayMorris On the other side... I name them all, and cry for every transfer I make.

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@Ballad7Dice @CriticalBitCast @CheaperDungeon @joelwruiz @FaeriePodcast @ScribsByLotti Oh gawd, I dont sleep well so at 330 this Christmas morning I thought I have a listen. what even was... I mean it was great but, what? I needed a nap after that.

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@Ballad7Dice @CriticalBitCast @CheaperDungeon @joelwruiz @FaeriePodcast @ScribsByLotti Oh, Adding to my 'pleasant things to do as I avoid family' list....

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@Nika_Howard Also snapchat has voice message option too instead of video

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I'm watching the most cursed hot chocolate recipe right now, thanks @DnDPodcast for the nightmares

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@kirrilyburnett @echidnite @drgnfrnds Yeah, I've bought a couple dragon sticket sets... but what if I need these also?

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@aidenlazergraey @TalkingSons This^ plz

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“His mother was an earwig; his father was a whale; a little bit of head; and hardly any tail; and Ogopogo was his name.” @ATWWDpodcast Ha this show is always a ride