Bubbles n' Booze

Twitter, where you have friends with zero benefits. I've done very bad things for a Klondike bar. ❤️

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Sometimes I want to be treated like a lady and sometimes I want the shocker in the Dairy Queen parking lot. You just never know with me.

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@RobWaters744902 @FoxTrueCrime Yep. I think it’s the daughter

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@TMZ Am I crazy, or does this look like the daughter?

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a bar, waiting for a hot lesbian to turn me.

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I’m not smart, I just remember stuff I hear.

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Unconditional love is a heavy burden.

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I’m watching a documentary on anxiety and it’s making me anxious. Dammit.

[Bubbles n' Booze @BubblesnBooze]

Whatever it is that you always wanted to do with your life…START TODAY!
“I wish I would have,” is far worse than failure.

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@GideonJagged I’m both and everything in between 🥹😬😩😂🙌🏼🥰

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I just blocked a toxic someone I love on all my social media accounts.
I can’t tell if I should be proud of myself or sad.

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@RealStonedZomb Ha! They’ve been terrible as long as I can remember 😂

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Note to self…don’t day trade on adderall.

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WHY ARE MEN CONSIDERED COLLECTORS AND WOMEN ARE LABELED HOARDERS?
That’s some bullshit gender inequality.

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Relationship Status…cruising https://t.co/Kvu7OuKIrj to find distant cousins for a good time.

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I’m that Mom who has to scroll past pictures of her butthole whilst finding pictures of the spring festival at the PTA meeting.
It’s called versatility, KAREN!

[Bubbles n' Booze @BubblesnBooze]

Happy Easter, you filthy animals.

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First date questions after 40:

-how much debt
-how many kids/baby mama’s
-future debilitating health conditions that’s may hinder future fun

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Everything I used to love seems vapid and meaningless. I can’t tell if I’m depressed or if I’ve finally grown up. 🧐

[Bubbles n' Booze @BubblesnBooze]

I’ve never put a Pop-Tart in the toaster. There. I said it.

[Bubbles n' Booze @BubblesnBooze]

I’m a hot middle aged woman who sits at bars alone. Why does everyone think I’m a hooker and not just accept me for the sexy alcoholic I am?!?

[Bex @more_throttle]

I just wanna kiss ya at the corn shuckin