Black Samson

Not a parody, I am THE Black Samson

[Black Samson @BubblyLeviathan]

I'm not active on this account enough so like, going ghost until i decide to use it for a whole nother character

[routoz @BerdlyGuy]

faster than a speeding penis

[Black Samson @BubblyLeviathan]

@LTKadaver I just logged back into this account, but I recognize you from another vessel. You'll know who

[Black Samson @BubblyLeviathan]

What the fuck is a Jerboa

[Black Samson @BubblyLeviathan]

@LensInvincible Sit yo ass DOWN!

[Black Samson @BubblyLeviathan]

@vincibl_ SAMSON MAD!