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Followed by all sorts of sexbots like @evesparkle6 . I must be hotter than Trump!

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@SheilaNaylor2 @WesODonnell01 He will ascend like Christ when the Father wants it!

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@WesODonnell01 sad to say, our troops have been so weakened by woke presidents that even the pacifist danes could cut their ... off. Two more Trump terms and wee shall have rebuilt warfighters!

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@JosieMarcellino They have plenty of jihadis to counter you, and make you wear a burqa, sister!

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@MikeSouthWestUK You have to learn to shoot, and for that find the shield of faith, not your limp Anglican ersatz

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@HellenicLeaders @POTUS He means to lead these Muslims to true Christianity

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@marcosagusstinn our forces are so limp because of sexual deviance that the eskimos would feed us to the polar bears

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@goneers oops, I read too fast and got the gender wrong

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@goneers You should have gone for him and saved him with your feminine charms!

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@goneers @GregoryKBovino maybe talk to her and make a honest woman of her?

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@ACTBrigitte as an Arab, you should like the Turks!

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@McBrideLawNYC They were looking for Epstein Island, and could not find it in the 50 states. Lawyery proof that it does not exist!

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@mi110022 Well, since the Arabs went all the way to Poitiers, lots of you are north african anyway

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@nicksortor Amazing. His mere aura brings submission and a desire to convert to democracy, capitalism, and Protestant Christianity.

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@Acyn We can bring Christianity to that savage land; why, even the polar bears will worship at the Lord's crib. The Danes are still heathens hiding under Luderanism...

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@AlbertDeclan @PolitlcsUK @metaauthor how do you mean, "mates"? Are you acusing him of homosexual mating?

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@TalkMattersMike @PolitlcsUK no profanities, please. Leave that to atheists and worshippers of false prophets.

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@PolitlcsUK two fingers how? This seems like sexualized speech! We need better from a friend of our POTUS!

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@HQNewsNow Always the righteous have been persecuted, but the Church of God was founded on the martyrs!

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@PatrickWCutler We are patient, and can watch hours of baseball with hotdogs and Miller Lite

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@LordIanAustin tsk tsk, the French have roosters!