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As part of our ongoing commitment to the transgender community, Buc-ee's will begin selling estrogen! The HRT medication Estradiol will be available behind the counter next to the Zyns at select Buc-ee's locations in the coming weeks. Be sure to visit our website for more info!

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@linuxcatgirl We only said the first one is fake. Read carefully!

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Although convincing, we at Buc-ee's are here to confirm the billboard in the first image is fake. Don't be fooled by tricksters on social media!!!

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Our employees are standing back and standing by at your order, Mr President 🫡

[Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ @JennMGreenberg]

An interesting proposition 🤔

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What if instead of buc-ees it was called fuck-ees and you could go there to get it on sexual style

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To the sick fuck who keeps dropping generational brown in the handicapped stall - our bathroom attendants have been given permission to use whatever force necessary to subdue you when you're caught. It'd be best for you and your magnum shitting ass to forget Buc-ees ever existed.

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@moopsy_pilled Testosterone infused fudge brownies are on track to hit shelves in Q1 2025!

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As part of our ongoing commitment to the transgender community, Buc-ee's will begin selling estrogen! The HRT medication Estradiol will be available behind the counter next to the Zyns at select Buc-ee's locations in the coming weeks. Be sure to visit our website for more info!

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@_namori_fan_ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Women are so beautiful

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Attention customers of the Frisco Buc-ee's: our fiercest rival, Evil Buc-ees, opened a location directly across from our store in an act of untamed aggression that will not be taken lightly. DO NOT GO INSIDE! DO NOT PUMP THEIR EVIL GAS!!! DO NOT ORDER THE EVIL CHICKEN SANDWICH!!

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@Ilovetakissss You putrid freak. Get on your knees and beg for my forgiveness

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Someone cummed in the beaver suit

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My gay uncle died in a plane accident over the pacific northwest nine days after thanksgiving 2007. His body was never found

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Due to unforeseen events, our supply of "KAMALA 2024 VICTORY AT LAST Special Edition Galaxy Gas" has been marked down from $21.99 to $11.99 per can at select stores. Hurry to your local Buc-ees and grab this deal before it's too late!

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Turn around bitch

[Large @LargeBarstool]

Question: You know how cocky you need to be to put a billboard up for an establishment that is nearly 600 miles away in the opposite direction?

Answer: You need to be Buc-ees-level cocky.

⛽️ 🦫

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Congratulations to our Denton location for winning the "Most Fuckable Chicken Sandwich" award! This prestigious recognition, graded on lubrication, ease of penetration, and time to orgasm, was given to the Denton team after their sandwiches scored a perfect 10 in all categories.

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