Trace Buchanan

No balls, you won't. | 25

[Trace Buchanan @BuchananTrace]

Lmao no way

[Universal Pictures @UniversalPics]

The Nutty Professor is back in a big way! Celebrate 30 years of unforgettable laughs when it returns to theaters this September.

[Trace Buchanan @BuchananTrace]

Garret Langley is a massive faggot and should be exiled from society

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

5.0 magnitude earthquake rattles Texas Panhandle this morning, strongest ever recorded in the region

[Trace Buchanan @BuchananTrace]

Wordle 1854 6/6

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Close call today

[Trace Buchanan @BuchananTrace]

Wordle 1853 3/6

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Literal joke guess

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

> notorious womanizer despite being fat and bald
> retires at 42 as the richest man in the colonies by building a fortune on posting
> world-leading scientist in his SPARE TIME despite little formal education
> hired by the government during the revolution to schmooze people in France
> founded the future most powerful country on earth
> died at an old age universally admired

Reminder: Ben Franklin was the biggest baller of all time

[RAZORWIRE @RazorwireRPG]

Remember: a single pop culture reference means that Fallout can never be nuanced, tactful or explore adult concepts ever again. It can only ever be an epic chungus world designed for redditors and window lickers

[Hayduke ⏹️ @GWHayduke97]

A quite moving plaque in the cloisters of England's Durham Cathedral:

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

if you can hold 3 jobs, hit a few perfect trades, keep expenses low and then nail that parlay you can live the lifestyle of a moderately successful plumber in the 1970s

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

We went from it’s so over, to we are so back.

[Malekith, Consumerism hater. @skavenslave]

This is an absolute win. Islam is incompatible with the west.

[Trace Buchanan @BuchananTrace]

People used to be killed for less egregious shit than this

[Donna Rachel - The Dissident Councillor 🕊️ @Donna_Rachel_]

County lines are PHONE LINES, not border demarcations. You can’t traffic people over them. The Rape Gang Inquiry Report is junk.

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Millennials at 40:
“We are young! We have plenty of time!”

Zoomers at 23:
“It’s over. I’ve run out of time and it’s all over.”

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

Snuck into Summer Games Fest to see if I could steal company secrets and discovered that Geoff Keighley is in fact 8 feet tall

They use many different reverse gandalf tricks to make him appear normal size but don’t let him fool you

[Third Worldist Crisprtek @CollapseAnime]

Don't get me wrong I have a lot of respect for boomers who rode out the 70s economic stagnation smoking weed and dropping acid then getting cheap houses and lifetime jobs in the 80s with high school dropout education then their house exploding in value. They worked hard!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Kane has sadly passed away at the age of 64.

He was the iconic narrator of ‘The Clone Wars’ series as well as the voice of Yoda & Admiral Yularen. He also voiced Professor Utonium in ‘The Powerpuff Girls’.

[☆ @starsandtigers]

Always funny when leftists go “Art is left wing” like they aren’t constantly double checking and breathing down the necks of every artist, musician, and actor to make sure they’re not right wing and making sure they lose everything they have if they are right wing.

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

If a post of yours goes viral and you reply to it with a bunch of your other posts your account should be instantly terminated and then the electricity should be turned off in your clay hut village