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I sprayed over ₦500,000 on stage because a Fuji musician called my name and hyped me up.
My colleague gave him my name and my company name from the crowd.
He called it out on the microphone and started singing my praise.
Something entered me immediately.
I was in full Agbada. I felt powerful. I felt seen.
I started transferring to the money changer. Collecting mint notes. Spraying without counting.
The musician kept going. I kept spraying.
When they moved to the next person I walked back to my seat feeling like a champion.
That was when I checked my phone.
Five transfers. ₦100,000 each.
₦500,000.
My body calmed down immediately.
I left that party quietly.
Those musicians dey use juju ehn. Nothing wey anybody won tell me. 😞
You are a thief. Big one.
Someone is coming to cook for you (not as a service), and you can't book her an Uber there and back.
She's providing her time, skill and energy to save you money in the long run and you can't spend 50 pounds. She should have cursed you out more. Ole
FLIRTY Questions To WIN Her Over
• “Be honest… how many guys do you think are staring at you right now?”
• “If I asked you on a date, what would you hope we end up doing?”
• “What’s something you find unexpectedly attractive in a guy?”
• “Are you always this cute, or is it just when you talk to me?”
• “If I stole a kiss from you… would you steal one back?”
• “What kind of trouble do you get into when no one’s watching?”
• “What’s the biggest turn-on someone can give you without touching you?”
• “Should I text you more… or are you already getting addicted?”
• “If I took you out right now, what would you wear to impress me?”
• “When did you first realize you liked talking to me?”
You have ₦100k a month to invest. Here’s how to turn it into a millionaire using the 3-Bucket Strategy:
Bucket A: Safety Net 20%
Put this in a High Yield Savings or Money Market account. Use it for emergencies. Low risk.
Platforms: @cowrywise
Bucket B: Cash Cow 40%
Invest in Nigerian dividend stocks like banks or telcos. This generates passive income to pay bills or buy data. Medium risk.
Platforms: @investbamboo@trovefinance
Bucket C: Wealth Vault 40%
Invest in US Tech ETFs like S&P 500 or Nasdaq. Gives you dollar exposure and long-term growth. Medium/High risk.
Platforms:@investbamboo@Risevest
Do this every month. Don’t focus on the price, focus on how many shares you own. In 5 years, you won’t just have money, you’ll have a money machine.
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DEAR MEN,
Men don’t go broke because of responsibilities; responsibilities actually build discipline, structure and focus. A man starts to sink financially when he consistently pursues things that were never aligned with his purpose. When your life becomes driven by pleasure instead of direction, you slowly disconnect from who you’re meant to be. Pleasure is sweet in the moment, but it demands a price later. Purpose requires sacrifice now, but it pays dividends for years.
The truth is simple: no one ever collapses from fulfilling meaningful duties. People collapse when they chase validation, status, distractions and lifestyles they cannot sustain. When a man invests his time, energy and money into things that don’t grow him, he chips away at his own potential.
Stability comes from understanding your lane, building gradually, choosing long-term gains over short-term thrills and refusing to let society pressure you into performing wealth. The more a man aligns with his purpose, the more he protects his peace, his finances and his future.
Be guided accordingly.