Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁

Intensivist. Pulmonologist. Inventor of mitochondria. Inventor of the nucleus. Inventor of the ribosome (all subunits). Inventor of the lysosome as a drug

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Gonna keep this “Medicine- Nat Geo edition” going

The cardiologist after being consulted for a troponin of 0.04

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Why’s this look like a neurologist that just got consulted for altered mental status

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Same is true about doctor reviews 😂

[Freddie Wong @fwong]

I only eat at Chinese restaurants with 3.5 stars on Yelp

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@Caulimovirus I thought it was but one get two?

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@_michaelmangum_ @DoctorAmyE @EnrichingDOcBX Using that judgement, NPs and PAs should get paid cause an attending co-signs their notes.

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@Caulimovirus @_michaelmangum_ @siva2_ @RiderToast @S__Baksh @EnrichingDOcBX

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@DrFNA The Irishman alone is 72 hours long

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Bro, if he aspirates, I’ll fix it in real time!

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Blocking a procedure cause the patient wasn’t NPO (when there will be an ETT and a bronchoscope in the airway) is so insane to me

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

@chungk1031 “>19”

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@DrJohnAquino

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Few days ago, everyone in the clinic called out (COVID)
I was the only one left
Patients waiting ..Warned in advance, apologized when I saw them
Still, 1 star reviews rolling in “the doctors not the problem but..”

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Have never hated something so much in my life

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

@DrSomedayMaybe @DGlaucomflecken I’m also an Intensivist! And usually the tie breaker between the two

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Me when someone says maintenance fluids

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Batman after I fib on the problem list so the patient gets approved for a medication

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Me: This patient needs a CT

- Insurance: start w an x-ray

The thing I’m looking for wont show up on an x-ray

- I: best I can do is x-ray

X-ray done. Need that CT now

- I: no..x-ray was normal

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Insurance when you order any medication that costs more than $10

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Me neglecting the ICU when admin rolls in that free resiliency pizza

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Insurance when you order any medication that costs more than $10

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

@Caulimovirus Imaging all the cords you can grab with these suckers. Tele, pulse ox, remote, suction, catheter

[Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁 @BuckDancerMD]

Me: Can anyone cover me for next weekend?

My coworkers: https://t.co/feOXiLb9LN