Zach Clifton

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

People who are uncircumcised are more likely to be war criminals because they have a FUCKING BACKBONE

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

67 9/11

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

Claire de lune is a diuretic

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

My body is made of butts and I've never seen my balls

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

Morbidly Mr beast

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

Breaking bad is sex and the city for boys

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

Soak my dishes? What am I a pansexual mormon?

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

Did you know that 10% of people have outies?

Can you fix that?

What the heck?

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

Don't pookie until kiddened to

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

If girls just wanna have fun what do women want?

Please someone tell me right now help it's important

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

I am impervious to good decisions

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

To be fair, your taint is just your boy pussy!

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

We fire back and our guns are gay

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

10 cigs
3 cups of coffee
1 pounds of sugar free gummy bears

Do not talk to me

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

So, there I was, and I was like, you, know?

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

My foot fetish is like guac

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

Call me mister twin towers

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

Is doggystyle a sandwich?

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

Watching star wars for the story is like watching porn for the plot

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

Beesus no wauses

[Zach Clifton @BuckMunkus]

Who wants to come over and play NBA street? We can lie on our bellies and wave our feet in the air