Guru Buckaroo Mu

Horny on main, because that's all xitter is useful for anymore, I'm 58, and IDGAF. for less transient posts.

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

“When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, 'This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know,' the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the motives.” - Robert A. Heinlein

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@PiaPiUFO @LadyAuro_ As much as I hate to agree with you, you're right. We get all of Google Workspace for free, since we're a nonprofit, but pay for Word & Excel. And don't get me started on moving our Marketing people off their Macs and onto PCs, even though Adobe CC is bit compatible on both.

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

I just backed Tenchi Galaxy Anime Pilot on @Kickstarter https://t.co/zQYw5xwjo6

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@MataraKan @zentreya Every time I hear the words "Mr. Brightside" referring to a song, I get confused and hear either "Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy or "Mr. Brownstone" by Guns & Roses.

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@PiaPiUFO Is there gonna be a standee auction? I've been saving my allowance for 55 years.

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

My Kamioshi!

[MO'shi Expo 🎫 @MOshiexpo]

【GOOEY BUTTER CAKE? NO, GOOEY UPDATE!】

The out-of-this-world Beastiez's slime idol @PiaPiUFO is ready for launch! Don't be a jelly pickle that misses out; plan to join us all on the September show floor!

#MOshiExpo2026

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@tsuaiiArt Well that's just not fair. First The Convicted Felon (successfully!) meddles in the long-established rules of sport, and now he's cockblocking us from pretty ladies? It's not the team's fault he cursed them.

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@ProjektMelody Melody, Mellybean, dearest, if I were laying on my deathbed in the hospital and you came in topless, I would die happy with that being my last sight. Of course, that means we wouldn't be in a car with you driving.

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@ironmouse Is that the Gateway Arch reflected in your eyes? Am I gonna get to see you at MO'shi Expo in St. Louis this September? ♥

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

Got my tickets to @MOshiexpo ! Get yours before the preorder period ends. https://t.co/F4srrkI1oT

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@PiaPiUFO Cricket Hunter reaching for my F-keys

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@meatscave Good. They're an arm of Falun Gong, a far-right religious organization that peddles anti-vax conspiracy theories and other bullshit. They may look pretty, but it's a rotten group of people.

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@VulpesLattail @ironmouse Boy is today your lucky day. https://t.co/sW0ThzH6ru

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@PiaPiUFO Smiling happily as we march to our own doom, and the highest honor that could be bestowed upon a Pickle.

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@wheelerrhys15 @heart_succubus @obkatiekat You'll notice that she is "cis" - that is, she is a biological woman, in a women's bathroom, and a biological man came in to harass her because he thought a tall woman must be trans. He didn't let the sign stop him from invading her woman's space.

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@wheelerrhys15 @heart_succubus @obkatiekat Trans women do not risk their life and safety - and it is a risk, constant and deadly - because they want to watch another woman pee. Attitudes like this put everyone at risk. Just ask the biological woman who was harassed and fired because she was tall. https://t.co/uyNPSX6mAF

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@TMTinkerer @obkatiekat Do you know who the most targeted, oppressed, hated on minority is? Trans women. Why would ANY man "pretend" when it adds such tremendous risk of their life and safety? This is a myth, and a harmful one. Be better than that.

[Guru Buckaroo Mu @BuckarooMu]

@TMTinkerer @obkatiekat As the father of a trans woman who didn't come out until she was 30, let me just be clear: Fuck you. I saw the happy child she was disappear at puberty, and come back a joyful adult once she was on hormones. I'd rather have a live daughter than a dead son.

[Heartland Signal @HeartlandSignal]

MO State Rep. Phil Christofanelli (R) criticizes fellow GOP Rep. Ann Kelley's anti-LGBT school bill.

PC: Who is Martha Washington?
AK: [George Washington's] wife.
PC: With your bill, how could that be mentioned in the classroom?
AK: That's not sexual orientation.
PC: Really?