We havenโt even graduated the bonding curve and the promoters already want the banditโs last dollar ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ธ
So we made them a blues song.
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Skipped Mayhem mode. The bandit wanted to cause chaos, not get rekt ๐ญ๐ฆ
Broโs got ONE dollar. He cannot afford a plot twist.
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$BUCKBANDIT stole one dollar and booked a studio session ๐ญ๐ฆ๐๏ธ
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Bro planned a million-dollar heist and left with gas money. Not enough gas money.
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