Ethan

You motherfuckers pittiful

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@thebolnas @LakeshowX @ShamsCharania meant to say that there is no world where 25 is not young but my fingers hit send before I proof read my shit lol

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@thebolnas @LakeshowX @ShamsCharania 28 is literally athletic prime for pro athletes

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@thebolnas @LakeshowX @ShamsCharania 25 NFL players are typically on their rookie contract so still young.

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@thebolnas @LakeshowX @ShamsCharania Team sports lol. NFL players are on their rookie contracts still. MLB players play into their 40s consistently. NHL goalies and defenders play well into their 30s sometimes 40s. There is no world where 28 is old. Solo sports retire significantly sooner than team sports

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@mysty_man @ronnyDream @_cingraham Thats nice but people should just not do stupid shit that would obviously get them fired

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@ThinkAboutItRq @collieposting @NHarding97 @theoriginal876 @LaCienegaBlvdss vs catch a flight? Realistically this is not a real or comparable alternative to a spirit flight.

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@ThinkAboutItRq @collieposting @NHarding97 @theoriginal876 @LaCienegaBlvdss And now just park my car at a random gas station? For days - weeks? Probs not an option. Uber there won’t be cheap if it’s an option at all, waiting for who knows how long at a random gas station with luggage and nowhere secure? Seems a bit unsafe. The time it takes to ride a bus

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@Y3ahDetroit @Marcus_Mosher The argument is that it’s not worth it to draft any LB/IOL in the first round. You can use that pick/valuable contract structure and extra year of control on a position that eats lots of cap space when you have star players. QB/WR/Edge/CB/OT. Control for 7 total years in first rd

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@mbell58 @lecoder @Queefbeef4 @PoliceThePolic1 Everything they did was illegal….you can’t detain a random person at gun point and start barking threats of shooting them in the head if they don’t comply with you. This was by definition illegal in every way

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@Mogbolahann @mymixtapez It’s worded terribly, I believe the situation was HE got into an argument with someone while shorty was in the store.

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@thorku I think you may have convinced me to draft him 😆

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@Embiitch @phisportfanatic Take the women’s age, subtract that from the average life expectancy from a woman’s life expectancy then add 5 years. That would have been fair.

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@TeeKayKiz @FlameMetaX @barkmeta Trump was president until January 20th 2021 aka the entirety of the Covid lock downs and he signed the CARES act that enabled the transfer of wealth you lying ghoul. It slowed down slight for a few years between 22-24 but shocker it’s absolutely exploded again

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@LordShango @qpe Means nothing. This is was a NFL player with almost no training fighting other pro fighters at his own weight. Oh and this guy was maybe 50% of the athlete Aaron Donald is….and do we really honestly think the guy that trained with knives has never grappled or boxed before?

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@eyehatemyteams @TypicalToox @DertDangle @BrettChiefsSzn @AdamSchefter “As long as” is doing a lot of lifting there lol

[Judd Zulgad @jzulgad]

I wrote this about Jessi. Honestly, this still feels like a bad dream. https://t.co/YtgPwn6AB7

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@dumbasspisces @boolymonfan @fxingalx I’m saying, this is actually blowing my mind that there’s people who are just learning it even exist now?? Maybe we were just terrible kids growing up 😆

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@boolymonfan @fxingalx Huh?? This was already popping through the midwest in the first half of the 2010s when i was in high school??

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@MinnyMurray1 @Corndogdreams As you said it yourself, BEFORE he even played a game a large percentage of fan base was skeptical and that did not get better with how he played the first half of the season despite the highlights with the lowlights.

[Ethan @BucketHatCapone]

@MinnyMurray1 @Corndogdreams You honestly think a couple podcasts/radio shows represents the millions of Vikings fans across the world?