BuckinghamshireProbs

Live in Buckinghamshire? Send us your 'problems' and if they're a jolly good laugh we'll retweet them for banter

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Swigging champers #whoneedsanexcuse

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"@iamkneebone: last night I was woken up by gun shots. Didn't panic because I knew it would just be someone shooting a pheasant" #bucksprobs

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Apologies for the lack of tweets recently...no wifi at the family villa in France #BuckinghamshireProblems

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“@Rhiannon2209: Pissed by half 8 on champagne and cava #bucksdrinking #onthelash ” #buckinghamshireproblems

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“@_Cordisdie: The ambient lighting in this 5 star restaurant makes it difficult for me to read the menu" #BuckinghamshireProblems

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Run out of clotted cream for my scones #nightmare #BuckinghamshireProblems

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“@AnnaHeslop: "The only reason I like slough is because it keeps the riff raff out of beaconsfield" #BuckinghamshireProblems

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“@GuyBertie: @BuckinghamProbs forgetting for a brief moment how to tie your cravat #firstworldproblems”

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When Waitrose runs out of Guylian chocolates and you have to slum it with Ferrero Rocher #BuckinghamshireProblems

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“@kiahshabka: Tea/coffee is more expensive in marlow's cheapest pub than in costa and starbucks #WelcomeToBucks "

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@hillsaayy pretty much...unless your iPad is broken #buckinghamshireproblems

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“@GeorgiWaldron: Just followed 2 tractors, a horse box and a vintage car home from town #slowestjourneyever #buckinghamshireproblems.

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Still finding the remnants of St Barts sand in your best loafers #newpairontheway #BuckinghamshireProblems

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“@MilesTriesHard: When a celebrity guest takes your VIP booth for the night @RevBeaconsfield @BuckinghamProbs #notfamousenough”

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“@skyeselway: attending schools that disown you if you get a B in a mock #BuckinghamshireProblems”

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Slumming it in your waxed barbour because your tweed hasn't arrived yet.. #buckinghamshireproblems

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RT “@JamesyMont: having to re-wax your Barbour on a regular basis” #BuckinghamshireProblems

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RT “@kiahshabka: I return home from one of the most rahh unis and the first thing my mum says is that I'm 'dropping my T's like a chav' "

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narrowly escaped an elbow to the face from a woman in Waitrose making a beeline for the quail eggs. @BuckinghamProbs #bucks #waitrose #RUDE

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So cold there are literally icicles hanging off my Range Rover #BuckinghamshireProblems