Bud Selig

MLB Commissioner, medicore decision maker but overall good guy. Go Brewers?

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

2015 is a long ways away. Besides, most of my decisions are usually wrong. #2016 #baseballforlife #mlb #Iwillneverretire

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@ThorobredZone I wouldn't allow myself to do that to myself #bestcommishever #MLB

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@danhinxmanRGJ Angel Hernandez, Joe West and I have a meeting of the minds regarding this later this week. I'll KIT #bestcommishever #MLB

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@elfirlo @MLB @Twins For the record, I loved the performance of Danny DeVito and Schwarzeneggar in the movie Twins. Don't hate.

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@MarkTheGoalie Betting isn't good. Just ask all the degenerates who waste money on slot machines, poker, craps and other non-baseball bets.

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@TheBascoFiasco I don't think stepping down will be in the best interest of Bud Selig. Stop using for the good of #baseball as a crutch #mlb

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

What a hectic week, I'm glad the worst of it is over. #baseballisclean #mlb

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@TFroehlig Pete Rose bet on baseball and there isn't 1 single thing worse in baseball that betting on games. Trust me #bestcommishever #MLB

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@MedicHop3132 @MLB Betting is very bad. I've seen the movie Casino 2 times and I'm convinced Vegas cannot be a good place #bettingisbad

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@raimmer @MLB Thats Saint Bud Selig to you #bestcommish

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

I just wish we can go back to the days of players cheating on their wives, corking bats and using lots of tobacco #MLB #budselig #1commish

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

The swift and aging hand of justice has fallen down upon thee AROD. Repent and thou shalt be forgiven... in 2015. #mlb #budselig #AROD #boom

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

Additional suspension announced for Jeff Loria for cheating the state of Florida and its fans. #bringit #mlb #marlins #budselig @JeffPassan

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@wiffleatl Consultation fees are settled in Dodger Dogs, no money.

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@justinebaseball My pleasure Justine.

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@lisandrodiazu @stephenasmith I'm not returning anything but my season tickets to the Marlins #takethat

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@RandalEtheredge I will consider that. Thank you.

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@Politicore We do not negotiate with terrorists. #wegotthis

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

I wanted to announce today, a secret that I've been hiding for a very long time. I'm 165 years old. Suspensions to follow #mlb #budselig

[Bud Selig @BudSeligCommish]

@ghotinczopc I am going to a refreshing anti-aging clinic in California. I'll Tweet the results. #commishforlife