Buda Boss

[Heart Mattaz by Rita @HeartMattaz]

Remove sex, and you will realise that a lot of women have nothing to offer men. Now, what has this woman done for you since you met her, apart from sex?

HeartMattaz

[Buda Boss @BudaBossG]

@sholard_mancity Say what?

[ephraimnjegafan @ephraimnjegafan]

Recently the president claimed that he inherited a debt of KSh 10.3 trillion. The actual figure is KSh 8.7 trillion. The debt is now at KSh 13.3 trillion.
Why tell such a blatant lie? Even the regime is shocked by the speed at which it has accumulated debt.

[Billy @MwangiHub]

Enda ambia Ruto

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

Kama CNN walifwata Sifuna hadi Meru then hii maneno ya Yvona Okwara kuita HE kwa studio haina AC ndani itabidi ikome😂

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

📌Makutano, Meru town. Kuna watu bado wanafikiri teargas inaeza maliza mkutano😁😁 shenzi sana

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Sifuna can't explain what's going on in his life; the euphoria, the fame, the people's request for the high office... it's bigger. It's called God's favor!

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Ruto has said he's increased salaries for kenyans by 10% and that you shouldn't complain over 1.5% housing levy. Wueeh, the president is shameless. He assumes no one can do the maths

[Architecture Presentation @arcpresentation]

Explanation into how this house survived Nepal flood.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I'd recommend any man to read the unplugged book by Jacob Aliet.

[Buda Boss @BudaBossG]

@DavidNdii ....who is the ultimate beneficiary of all this housing ponzi scheme?

The land is public land...
The capital for construction is obtained from payslips...

What added value are the sellers adding to this chain for them to peg their profit on?

Show us!!!!!

[Leis ole Koisa @OleKoisa]

@DavidNdii Nobody disputes that taxes finance government expenditure, Ndii. The question is simpler: why specifically call it a Housing Levy and ring-fence deductions around housing if contributors have no particular claim to the asset or proceeds? Punda!

[Dr. Ann Bernice, MD @AnnBernice59]

@DavidNdii OH THE ARROGANCE!! THE ARROGANCE OF BLOODBASED GOONVERMENT CLOWNS IS BEYOND WHAT ANY HUMAN CAN HANDLE!!

PESA ZETU NDIO MNATUSOMEA HIVI NA MADHARAU? AFTER MMETUIBIA NA KUUA WATOTO WA WATU??

[stephen munga @MungaFstullisha]

@DavidNdii VAT- goods n service offered
PAYE- employment earnings
COPORATE TAX- company profits
EXCISE DUTY- on specific goods
WITHHOLDING TAX- Company profits
CAPITAL GAINS- on transfer of property
CUSTOM DUTY- on imports or exports
TURNOVER TAX-On gross salesof a small biz
HOUSING levy-??

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women never want to talk about what they did. however, they’ll happily exaggerate how you reacted.

[Kabirú wa Wanjogu @ck_blak]

@polo_kimanii Bro life has no balance. Ukizaliwa mwanaume game inaanza 1-0, uzaliwa familia maskini ni 2-0, masomo ikikataa ni 3-0, ukikosa ujanja yakuishi ni 4-0, ukipata bibi useless ni 5-0, ni mbayaaa

[I am Chege @_James041]

" Safaricom does not nyef nyef nyef."

This was wakili Ian Mutiso and Wakili Danstan Omari interrogating a Safaricom officer who had testified in court that he was asked to track the location of David Mokaya.

He even accepted that he did not have the court order to do that.

Alafu mnataka kuanza kutufunza kuhusu Katiba?

[Buda Boss @BudaBossG]

@_fels1 We shut up bana

[Droid @droid254]

When they announced new police uniforms everyone could guess who won the tender and everyone was right it's Kasongo