Tattooed Guru

- Tattooed Spiritual Advisor
- Student/Academic Affairs Guru
- Published comedy author on @npr
- Pronouns: He/Him/His

[Aaron Draven @AaronDraven]

But but but mUh gRoCeRiES wILL bE ChEaPeR. No they won't. Not only that, throw on private school or home schooling costs since your boy just eliminated funding for public schools.

[Tattooed Guru @Buddha_Inked]

I wish Elon the best of luck during his time as the 4th or 5th or 13th lady (it's hard to keep track) under the upcoming Trump administration

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

so according to the constitutional scholars at MAGA University, Kamala Harris can just refuse to certify the election, do I have that right

[Colt Cabana🦦 @ColtCabana]

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[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Good luck, Twitter. We had a g̶o̶o̶d̶ run.

[Colt Cabana🦦 @ColtCabana]

Bc not me nor no other man should Govern what a woman does with her body.
✅ @KamalaHarris

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Oh my goodness. Here is a male version of the “your vote is secret” video & it’s so good. Men, your vote at the ballot box is yours. It’s secret. Think about your girlfriend or your wife or your daughter. No one will know if you vote for Kamala Harris.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump says the crowd at his rally is standing up because “they heard the truth” as people behind him are visibly leaving early

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Here is Trump crying over the Selzer poll

[Tattooed Guru @Buddha_Inked]

@TeamTrump

[Tattooed Guru @Buddha_Inked]

@WCIA3 Good for Jason

[Tattooed Guru @Buddha_Inked]

@MomAngtrades @7Veritas4

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Dear women,

Your vote is your own.

It does not belong to your spouse.

It is not a contractual obligation of your marriage.

If your husband believes you need to vote the way he does, you're married to an asshole.

[Tattooed Guru @Buddha_Inked]

@BibulousReact @MuellerSheWrote

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Not enough kids actually say “trick or treat” nowadays. They just stand there like deer in the headlights. I’m still gonna give everybody candy but this is a goddamn time-honored tradition. Coach ‘em up, parents.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I was forced to ride in the back of the bus. In my lifetime. There ain't as much distance from that shit as you think. Let's keep moving forward, y'all.

[Tattooed Guru @Buddha_Inked]

@JDVance JD Vance yesterday: "We have to stop getting so offended at every little thing in the United States of America. I'm so over it."

[Bill Scher @billscher]

JD Vance yesterday: "We have to stop getting so offended at every little thing in the United States of America. I'm so over it."